Harmless "weapons" made of food


19 Responses to “Harmless "weapons" made of food”

  1. chellberty says:

    Chief Wiggum: [Skinner with a bomb strapped to his chest] Wait a minute… that isn’t a bomb! Those are hot dogs! Armor hot dogs! 
    Superintendent Chalmers: What kind of man wears Armor hot dogs? 

  2. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Toast harmless???

  3. nixiebunny says:

    From my experience, a peanut butter sandwich crust held in the form of a pistol wouldn’t make it through the TSA screening.

  4. Smash Martian says:

    Quite right too. The pilot or one of the air-crew might have a  nut allergy. In the slightly sticky hands of an enemy of freedom, a loaded PB&J could have devastating consequences…

  5. professor says:

    The TSA might not be concerned, but I think Powdered Toast Man will probably get a bit upset!

  6. Hubris Sonic says:

    I could kill a man with a piece of toast.

  7. Hubris Sonic says:

    no, this is great. Now I can have my PTSD flare up WHILE I am eating….

  8. awjt says:

    I want an E. coli modeled in plastique.

  9. beemoh says:

    Are we to assume that isn’t a real knife?

  10. Nash Rambler says:

    *narrows eyes, puts on tough-guy face* I eat toast knuckles for breakfast.

  11. rabidpotatochip says:

    Those toast knuckles are awesome.  “Kidney-punch your hunger, with toast!”  Yeah, I’d use that slogan.

  12. edinblack says:

    If there’s a weaponized taco, you could use pepper spray on it.

  13. pjcamp says:

    Pepto Bismol popsicles? WTF are those?

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