Comments on: Harmless "weapons" made of food http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Tue, 21 May 2013 23:59:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: pjcamp http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1296739 pjcamp Thu, 15 Dec 2011 02:24:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1296739 Pepto Bismol popsicles? WTF are those? Pepto Bismol popsicles? WTF are those?

]]> By: AlexG55 http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1296371 AlexG55 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:19:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1296371 You may have noticed this and just be quoting the Simpsons anyway, but the bomb in the photo isn't hot-dogs, it's Mini-Milks (small ice-creams on sticks, in this case strawberry flavoured). You may have noticed this and just be quoting the Simpsons anyway, but the bomb in the photo isn’t hot-dogs, it’s Mini-Milks (small ice-creams on sticks, in this case strawberry flavoured).

]]> By: ranhalt http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1296040 ranhalt Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:48:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1296040 The TSA objected to someone wearing a shirt that said "We will not be silent" in Arabic. The TSA objected to someone wearing a shirt that said “We will not be silent” in Arabic.

]]> By: Jorpho http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295916 Jorpho Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:12:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295916 Didn't the TSA once object to someone wearing a shirt with a picture of a gun on it? Didn’t the TSA once object to someone wearing a shirt with a picture of a gun on it?

]]> By: edinblack http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295868 edinblack Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:50:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295868 If there's a weaponized taco, you could use pepper spray on it. If there’s a weaponized taco, you could use pepper spray on it.

]]> By: rabidpotatochip http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295855 rabidpotatochip Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:39:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295855 Those toast knuckles are awesome.  "Kidney-punch your hunger, with toast!"  Yeah, I'd use that slogan. Those toast knuckles are awesome.  “Kidney-punch your hunger, with toast!”  Yeah, I’d use that slogan.

]]> By: Nash Rambler http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295843 Nash Rambler Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:23:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295843 *narrows eyes, puts on tough-guy face* I eat toast knuckles for breakfast. *narrows eyes, puts on tough-guy face* I eat toast knuckles for breakfast.

]]> By: beemoh http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295811 beemoh Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:48:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295811 Are we to assume that isn't a real knife? Are we to assume that isn’t a real knife?

]]> By: belovedsanspoof http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295809 belovedsanspoof Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:40:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295809 A salt weapons? A salt weapons?

]]> By: awjt http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295801 awjt Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:47:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295801 I want an E. coli modeled in plastique. I want an E. coli modeled in plastique.

]]> By: Hubris Sonic http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295770 Hubris Sonic Wed, 14 Dec 2011 09:05:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295770 no, this is great. Now I can have my PTSD flare up WHILE I am eating.... no, this is great. Now I can have my PTSD flare up WHILE I am eating….

]]> By: Hubris Sonic http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295769 Hubris Sonic Wed, 14 Dec 2011 09:04:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295769 I could kill a man with a piece of toast. I could kill a man with a piece of toast.

]]> By: nixiebunny http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295764 nixiebunny Wed, 14 Dec 2011 08:38:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295764 ...but they'll happily let you bring enough LiPo batteries on board to burn a hole through the fuselage. …but they’ll happily let you bring enough LiPo batteries on board to burn a hole through the fuselage.

]]> By: marukosu http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295762 marukosu Wed, 14 Dec 2011 08:29:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295762 Homer adds: Mmmm... explodilicious! Homer adds: Mmmm… explodilicious!

]]> By: professor http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295740 professor Wed, 14 Dec 2011 07:55:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295740 The TSA might not be concerned, but I think Powdered Toast Man will probably get a bit upset! The TSA might not be concerned, but I think Powdered Toast Man will probably get a bit upset!

]]> By: Smash Martian http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295723 Smash Martian Wed, 14 Dec 2011 07:29:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295723 Quite right too. The pilot or one of the air-crew might have a  nut allergy. In the slightly sticky hands of an enemy of freedom, a loaded PB&J could have devastating consequences... Quite right too. The pilot or one of the air-crew might have a  nut allergy. In the slightly sticky hands of an enemy of freedom, a loaded PB&J could have devastating consequences…

]]> By: nixiebunny http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295714 nixiebunny Wed, 14 Dec 2011 07:08:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295714 From my experience, a peanut butter sandwich crust held in the form of a pistol wouldn't make it through the TSA screening. From my experience, a peanut butter sandwich crust held in the form of a pistol wouldn’t make it through the TSA screening.

]]> By: chellberty http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295702 chellberty Wed, 14 Dec 2011 06:55:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295702 Chief Wiggum: [Skinner with a bomb strapped to his chest] Wait a minute... that isn't a bomb! Those are hot dogs! Armor hot dogs!  Superintendent Chalmers: What kind of man wears Armor hot dogs?  Chief Wiggum: [Skinner with a bomb strapped to his chest] Wait a minute… that isn’t a bomb! Those are hot dogs! Armor hot dogs! 
Superintendent Chalmers: What kind of man wears Armor hot dogs? 

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2011/12/13/harmless-weapons-made-of-f.html#comment-1295703 Antinous / Moderator Wed, 14 Dec 2011 06:55:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=134177#comment-1295703 Toast harmless??? Toast harmless???

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