Comments on: Trailer Tuesday (2): Slothville

By: jackie31337

jackie31337 — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 10:16:00 +0000

Did anyone else notice that the title of the documentary is “Too Cute Baby Sloths”? It’s like they tapped directly into my brain to name it. :)

By: llazy8

llazy8 — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 03:56:00 +0000

They’re not waiting – it’s just taking them a really long, long time to get here.

Sloths give me the heebie jeebies, too. When I was in CR one got attacked by a dog. Imperceptibly slowly put a choke hold on the dog and got away. Cute as a gremlin-baby, too.

By: noah django

noah django — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 02:13:00 +0000

snort cocaine off america’s gravestonnnnne

By: Peter Chylewski

Peter Chylewski — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 23:38:00 +0000

I finally found my favorite animal! They’re so cute and so much like me!

Now, if I could only afford to dream away like they do and to be as slow as they are… Heavens!

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 23:01:00 +0000

No. I love red pandas, which aren’t pandas, anyway.

Pandas look like clowns. Or juggaloes.

By: Guest

Guest — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 22:19:00 +0000

I shouldn’t reading this website this morning – I’m also a sloth and am running late for work. But I still watched this video three times.

By: freejack t.

freejack t. — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 22:18:00 +0000

Not red pandas, right? Red pandas are adorable.

By: robdobbs

robdobbs — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 22:18:00 +0000

When last I was in Costa Rica, we had the unfortunate task of finding one of these guys that didn’t survive the fall. We had to tell the owners of the resort – not fun.

By: robdobbs

robdobbs — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 22:16:00 +0000

Only one breed takes weekly poops on the ground.

By: Brainspore

Brainspore — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 22:09:00 +0000

I admit that part reminded me of the baby from “Eraserhead.”

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:42:00 +0000

Sloths are awesome, but I distrust the motives of anyone who would dress them in baby PJs.

They’re probably cold since they’re not attached to their mothers like they should be.

By: Steven Caron

Steven Caron — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:53:00 +0000

another video, from a friend/co-worker who took a trip down there and volunteered.

http://vimeo.com/27015379

By: TheKaz1969

TheKaz1969 — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:22:00 +0000

ugh. I know they are just waiting for the day to rise up and rip our all our throats with those claws…

By: huskerdont

huskerdont — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:05:00 +0000

Sloths are awesome, but I distrust the motives of anyone who would dress them in baby PJs.

By: Greg P.

Greg P. — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 09:52:00 +0000

They sleep 15 hours, but they always party 24.

By: Brainspore

Brainspore — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 06:59:00 +0000

Buncha damn leeches is what those guys are. If they’re too lazy to fuck maybe they deserve to go extinct. And remember when biologists tried to tell everybody that Pandas weren’t really bears, then changed their minds and RE-classified them as bears? Sounds pretty shady to me.

By: Brainspore

Brainspore — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 06:59:00 +0000

They have been documented falling up to 90 feet from a tree without injury.

That’s just because they fall so slowly.

By: psulli

psulli — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 06:55:00 +0000

I see these creatures while laying here on my back with a pretty screen in front of my face as I try to reach the bag of potato chips without knocking over my soda all while slowly scratching my butt and I realize that this video here … this video is showing me my true peoples.

By: HenryPootel

HenryPootel — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 05:43:00 +0000

“Sloths in Party Hats” would be a good band name. I’d buy the album. Don’t bother with the download though – slow link.

By: GawainLavers

GawainLavers — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 04:53:00 +0000

They’re like baby monkeys that move like zombies and have 4 inch claws! Awwww.

By: ohbejoyful

ohbejoyful — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 04:44:00 +0000

I kept waiting for a tortoise to overtake the parking lot sloth.

By: Flashman

Flashman — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 04:15:00 +0000

The sloth. My spirit animal.

By: MrEricSir

MrEricSir — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 04:00:00 +0000

Sloths need coffee, that’s why they move so damn slow.

By: Brainspore

Brainspore — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 03:53:00 +0000

Sloth is such a boring sin. When are they going to make a documentary about Lustville?

By: zuben

zuben — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 03:49:00 +0000

I for one…yaaawn…will now take a nap with our cute overlords, the sloths.

By: eljefe900

eljefe900 — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 03:45:00 +0000

Sad face. I posted this in submitterator this morning. Guess I was doing it wrong. Oh well. At least all the peoples will know of the epic cuteness of these creatures.

Other fun facts about sloths ( source, my wife via http://www.SlothSanctuary.com/ ) :

1. Have healing abilities that rival Wolverine’s mutant healing.
2. They have been documented falling up to 90 feet from a tree without injury.
3. They are light enough to evade predators by going to the ends of thin branches.
4. They move so slowly that blue-green algae grows on their hair. Bonus camo!
5. Survive by stealth like a ninja. A very slow ninja.
6. Sleeps 15 hours a day.
7. Has half the body muscle of other mammals.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 03:15:00 +0000

Sloths are adorable. Pandas, on the other hand, fill me with loathing.

By: TheKaz1969

TheKaz1969 — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 03:01:00 +0000

every time you guys post something about sloths, I tell you how much they creep me out. and yet, you continue to post stories about sloths…

By: Brad H.

Brad H. — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:37:00 +0000

Facts about Sloths:

Eat tonnes of leaves.
Two-thirds of body weight are leaves.
Takes a weekly poop on the ground.
Are indifferent to David Attenborough attempting to make communication.
Leaves provide no nutritional value, yet somehow still live.
Are ancient.