Zombie-killing sling-hammer with skull-ejector

All-round slingshot badass Jörge Sprave demonstrates his latest lethalness: a zombie-killing sling-hammer with a skull-ejector to make it easy to knock away the shattered, punctured zombie-heads after you've dispatched the inconvenient undead.

The Zombie Hammer, Now with Skull Ejector

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He does know that zombies aren’t real, right?
- lectroid
  
  Not YET, but if/when they are, wouldn’t you rather be at this guy’s house?
- chellberty
  
  you know nothzing of zombabies
- theophrastvs
  
  shh…. “zombie” is an alias.
- http://profiles.google.com/marc.k.mielke Marc Mielke
  
  He probably didn’t want to mention this, but the spiky thing probably works on living heads as well.
GuyInMilwaukee

If only you could have posted this before Christmas! Great gift that keeps on giving.
Zombies are very real for some people.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/in-time-for-halloween-zombies-worth-over-5-billion-to-economy/
kittnkat

Want!!!!!
Tribune

How well does it eject a decomposing brain and skull? Also the title gave me visions of the sling shot mechanism ejecting the skull and firing it at the next zombie, not a zombie killing hammer with sling shot attached.
- Trent Hawkins
  
  You’d need the zombie guillotine to detach zombie heads for use as ammunition.
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xOZfCdFNNtI
  - Tribune
    
    Hmm now to combine the 2.
AbdulAlhazred

Now that is some elegant design. Long distance and short distance weapons without the inconvenience of gunpowder. It’s sort of the spork solution to the zombie killing problem.
- Tribune
  
  Are you sure the spork solution to the zombie problem is not:
  http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/8ace/?itm=titanium_spork
chf64

Soon they’ll have even bigger boards with even bigger nails in them, we must retreat!
ZikZak

1d4 for the slingshot
1d6+1 for the hammer/spike
+1 to hit vs. zombies
- grs
  
  Additional +2 to hit if wielded by a cleric.
- Trent Hawkins
  
  Yeah, but it is an exotic weapon… Unless you’re a German in which case you get a free Exotic weapons proficiency with it.
- http://profiles.google.com/marc.k.mielke Marc Mielke
  
  The big one is the special ability to ignore the fumble effect of losing 1d6 rounds by having your weapon stuck in the opponent.
Adrian Ziegler – Millard

Man, that’s cringey at 1:58 – nearly gets himself in the spine with the pointy end.
http://twitter.com/bendit bendit

Anybody else expecting him to accidentally puncture himself during his back swing?
Ceronomus

I want to see this thing in the next season of Walking Dead!
- Forkboy
  
  If Michonne finally shows up next season you’ll get some slice’n'dice katana action which is even better.
jenjen

The best part of that video was his proud little hip-wiggle at 1:50! “I’m so badass!”
noah django

that was fucking METAL!
http://profiles.google.com/chudez Ted Bautista

loving his mad scientist grin
Brad H.

It’s all well and good packing heat before the zombie apocalypse.

Just don’t be caught off-guard by the arsehole that after getting into an initial skirmish with a group of zombies says that he’s “OK” but got bit. This person ruins everything!
- Brad H.
  
  Btw, that arsehole would most likely be me.
Bobsyeruncle

Best use for particle board, yet! I hate that stuff. :p