Cory Doctorow at 11:05 am Tue, Jan 3, 2012
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All-round slingshot badass Jörge Sprave demonstrates his latest lethalness: a zombie-killing sling-hammer with a skull-ejector to make it easy to knock away the shattered, punctured zombie-heads after you've dispatched the inconvenient undead.
The Zombie Hammer, Now with Skull Ejector
He does know that zombies aren’t real, right?
Not YET, but if/when they are, wouldn’t you rather be at this guy’s house?
you know nothzing of zombabies
shh…. “zombie” is an alias.
He probably didn’t want to mention this, but the spiky thing probably works on living heads as well.
If only you could have posted this before Christmas! Great gift that keeps on giving.
Zombies are very real for some people.
How well does it eject a decomposing brain and skull? Also the title gave me visions of the sling shot mechanism ejecting the skull and firing it at the next zombie, not a zombie killing hammer with sling shot attached.
You’d need the zombie guillotine to detach zombie heads for use as ammunition.
Hmm now to combine the 2.
Now that is some elegant design. Long distance and short distance weapons without the inconvenience of gunpowder. It’s sort of the spork solution to the zombie killing problem.
Are you sure the spork solution to the zombie problem is not:
Soon they’ll have even bigger boards with even bigger nails in them, we must retreat!
1d4 for the slingshot
1d6+1 for the hammer/spike
+1 to hit vs. zombies
Additional +2 to hit if wielded by a cleric.
Yeah, but it is an exotic weapon… Unless you’re a German in which case you get a free Exotic weapons proficiency with it.
The big one is the special ability to ignore the fumble effect of losing 1d6 rounds by having your weapon stuck in the opponent.
Man, that’s cringey at 1:58 – nearly gets himself in the spine with the pointy end.
Anybody else expecting him to accidentally puncture himself during his back swing?
I want to see this thing in the next season of Walking Dead!
If Michonne finally shows up next season you’ll get some slice’n’dice katana action which is even better.
The best part of that video was his proud little hip-wiggle at 1:50! “I’m so badass!”
that was fucking METAL!
loving his mad scientist grin
It’s all well and good packing heat before the zombie apocalypse.
Just don’t be caught off-guard by the arsehole that after getting into an initial skirmish with a group of zombies says that he’s “OK” but got bit. This person ruins everything!
Btw, that arsehole would most likely be me.
Best use for particle board, yet! I hate that stuff. :p
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