Newt 2012 sticker: "America is my wife now"

Inspired by a Warren Ellis tweet, Robert made this fitting Newt bumper-sticker.

Newt 2012 (via Super Punch)



    1. That depends whether we go by the rules he applies to himself or the rules he applies to everyone else.

  1. Newt’s probably got no chance of winning the presidency. However, I can just see the Republican dream ticket: Palin/Gingrich 2016.

  2. So he’s going to screw us repeatedly than run off to be president of some other country while America lays sick & dying?

  3. In that case, we better vaccinate against every major disease, because if we get sick, he’ll leave us.

    1. if you are going to talk about definitions, santorum is a combination of shit, lube, and semen in some kind of frothy mixture.

  4. He promised his first wife for better or worse.
    He promised his second wife for richer or for poorer
    He promised his third wife in sickness and in health
    America should pass on the last part. 

  5. I really don’t care about other people personal life. They can do whatever they want. Except when this person is a republican. Then I need to tell everyone I know about his life twice a day. Ohh… no I’m not inconsistant I’m doing this because that republican is campagning on conservative ground so I want to remind people about is none conservative life you know.

    1. The reason why they are bashing it on him for the most part is because he did it to Bill Clinton during his presidency.

      Not saying it’s right but figure I point that out.

    2. If you want to make laws governing peoples lives: abortion  gay marriage, introduce religion into government  you had better be prepared to have your private life discussed.

    3.  I don’t either, but Newt, and a heck of a lot of Republicans, seem to have an inordinate interest in controlling other people’s personal lives. So when we find out they’re conducting their personal lives in ways that they would sanctimoniously berate others for doing, even using the power of law to punish them for it, then, yes, it’s open season on their peccadilloes.

    1. So why the hell aren’t we using the tried and true troll method of making up a fake profile for another country and flirting with him online so he makes a fool of himself?

      1. Classified: Young, blond, country seeks bloated, self-important ethically challenged man for  presidency.  You will be fed like a king while you pontificate and bluster. Light duties, lots of vacation time, opportunitie$ aplenty.

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