Vermin Supreme: strong teeth for a strong America

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46 Responses to “Vermin Supreme: strong teeth for a strong America”

  1. kP says:

    Come to think of it, Randall Terry could use some cheering up.

  2. Draxlith says:

    The sad thing is that he is, by far, not the most unreasonable candidate out there on either side…

  3. coryf says:

    He’d at least STAY bought, unlike all those flip-floppers on the SOPA/PIPA.

    And hey, OPEN, DIRECT Nanny State!

  4. Sam Ley says:

    He’s really coming up in the polls, too! In the 2008 presidential election he got 43 votes, but in the 2012 New Hampshire Democratic Primary (referenced in the video), he got fully 831 votes. Barack Obama still won with 49,xxx – but hey, 43 to 831 (in a primary, no less) is incredible growth.

    I’ll start converting my extra bedroom into a stable now.

    @boingboing-f4ae163e87a012d4ab5106f993decb4c:disqus  – Unfortunately Terry looks about as dour as anyone can while having glitter dumped on them.

  5. Ben Ehlers says:

    I am always heartened to find people like this in the world. 

  6. sofa king says:

    Ignore the phonies, vote for the ponies!!!!

  7. unit_1421 says:

    Anyone notice how much he sounds like Dick Cavett?

  8. Egypt Urnash says:

    I think that the brony vote is going to make Mr. Supreme a force to be reckoned with this year.

  9. helleman says:

    Gregory Brothers take it up a notch.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whFBCIzwxp8 for some auto-tuned Vermin and more fun.

  10. oldtaku says:

    Let’s see… Obama… Newt/Romney/Santorum… Vermin Supreme… sure, why the hell not?
     

  11. Lobster says:

    Vermin Supreme sounds like a terrible, terrible sort of burrito.

  12. Frank W says:

    The most credible presidential candidate for 2012 I have seen yet. He would get my vote, if I had one. I’m not an American, thank golly.
    Oh well, who knows. The inauguration is January 20th, 2013. That’s a month after the scheduled end of the world as we know it. So, it makes no difference really, I guess.

  13. haineux says:

    Best posting on BoingBoing so far this year.

    • Cowicide says:

      @boingboing-047120fa7417b3d37a0573e8a24c9e43:disqus  Did Vermin float you a pony for that post?

      • Dean Putney says:

        I don’t know about Vermin, but I did.

        • haineux says:

          BoingBoing has two mottoes I love:
          1) Happy Mutants
          2) A directory of wonderful things

          This qualifies as both. And it’s a moment of joy amidst the usual sad reality.

          • Cowicide says:

            @boingboing-047120fa7417b3d37a0573e8a24c9e43:disqus , quit dodging the question!
            Did you or did you not receive a pony via Vermin Supreme?

            Because I want one, dammit!!!

      • One thing that most people do not realize is that you do not need the government to give you a free pony. You can buy it right now with your own money, or you can pay the local riding club for riding lessons and ride one without owning it.

        So, isn’t Vermin either a communist or a nazi for promising free ponies? (I know that in USA everyone is a communist or nazi if he/she says something others don’t like.) A true American patriot buys a pony right a way, supporting the local pony-growing industry and creating jobs, nourishing the economy etc.

        • Jakeh says:

          I think your confusing terms if you throw in communists with a fascist group that started out, if anything, fighting communists. They are nearly ideological opposites (even though both have been taken to an extreme that was detrimental to say the least).

          • Dear Jakeh, I do not assume you’d get a free pony from nazis (that are a separate group from fascists, I would say). Communists might give you one, though. However, in order to really implement the policies enabling a pony-based economy, you would need to be a dictator. As you know, the Nazi Germany also implemented strange measures with the power of dictatorship. 

            Actually, socialism and national socialism have a lot in common (in the way they were actually implemented), which made USSR and Germany great allies in 1939-41. 

            The most important reason for calling somebody a nazi is because you disagree with their opinions, especially political ones. I have noticed that many have called Barack Obama both a nazi and a communist because they did not approve of Obama’s health care plans.

        • Cowicide says:

          isn’t Vermin either a communist or a nazi

          Hmm… still sounds better than most republicans and many democrats.

          And….. I want a FREE pony, ya hear?

  14. bcsizemo says:

    I like the fact the Wikipedia article on glitter bombing has his picture on it.

  15. I’m a closed captioner for the hearing impaired and I had the honor and privilege of trying to keep my shit together while captioning Mr. Supreme.  After weeks of captioning CSPAN’s Iowa carcasses coverage with all the Santorum speeches, Romney rallies and whatever the fuck it is Michele Bachmann does when her mouth opens and closes, it was a genuine pleasure.  But it was really hard not to laugh.

  16. Ashen Victor says:

    This is the man I would vote for sure…

    …if I lived in the USA.

  17. Felton / Moderator says:

    Finally, a candidate who’s not afraid to speak the truth about both moral and oral decay.

  18. Paul Renault says:

    “…in spirit and incisors..” The Rhino Party lives!

    What is the “addictive yet inoffensive substance”?  Water?

  19. haineux says:

    Why the British are WAY ahead of us, in this department: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screaming_Lord_Sutch

  20. Tyler Strause says:

    Wow.

  21. sugarsails says:

    I need to watch more C-Span.

  22. BombBlastLightingWaltz says:

    Nice lid.

  23. MrEricSir says:

    I would honestly take this guy over Rick Santorum.

  24. It is no surprise that while looking at video, many people think “this guy makes much more sense than most of the GOP candidates”. And I do, too.

    I know that Vermin Supreme is a comedian and a performance artist of sort. At the same time, he seems like an intelligent person who has ideals and courage, he is not just a one-dimensional clown. I hope he gets elected to some office one day.

  25. I will pray to my cats that Anonymous changes every single electronic vote in America for this guy.

  26. D Wyatt says:

    Im hoping everyone is getting the analogies he makes.  Equating the ponies to the “real id” card, and the ridiculousness of the mandatory brushing of the teeth to mandatory healthcare and/or mandatory vaccines.  He calls himself a tyrant and evil because he mocks the other candidates.  I find him very entertaining and hope he keeps up the informing…

  27. JhmL says:

    So this is what Dustin Hoffman gets up to when he is not making films…

  28. zyodei says:

    Wow. If Ron Paul doesn’t make the GOP ticket, I’ve got my candidate for sure.

    This is really very good.

  29. Vinnie Tesla says:

    God, do I love C-Span

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