Comments on: Anti-aging mouthpiece

By: jennybean42

jennybean42 — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:07:00 +0000

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going….

By: millie fink

millie fink — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:52:00 +0000

“Vowels prevent jowls!”

By: noah django

noah django — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 10:47:00 +0000

oh lord, i lul’d

By: habbi1974

habbi1974 — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 10:37:00 +0000

hey, there’s even a porn category for that.

By: Richard Dagenais

Richard Dagenais — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 07:05:00 +0000

vowels for no jowls?

By: blueelm

blueelm — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 05:56:00 +0000

Hence botox.

By: Freya Shipley

Freya Shipley — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 04:43:00 +0000

Ew.

And “ordinary housewife”? How insulting.

By: Wingnut

Wingnut — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 03:03:00 +0000

What about the unintended side effects?

By: voiceinthedistance

voiceinthedistance — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 01:40:00 +0000

Mount a kazoo in it and you have a viable musical instrument.
Add a vibrator, and . . . you have a vibrating musical instrument.

By: chauncey s

chauncey s — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 01:30:00 +0000

My grandma just says “E” “A” “I” “O”U” very over exaggeratedly and slowly, and she’s 82 without any jowls.

By: Marching Mice of Mu

Marching Mice of Mu — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 00:44:00 +0000

For some reason the promo pic reminds me of this:

By: dancharvey

dancharvey — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 00:22:00 +0000

I’m simultaneously reminded of fellatio and Mona Richmond’s character’s surgery in Brazil.

By: edgore

edgore — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 22:23:00 +0000

Developed by a school teacher!

By: francoisroux

francoisroux — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 22:21:00 +0000

Erm, ok…

By: bob d

bob d — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 22:12:00 +0000

Yeah, stretching the skin would simply cause more wrinkles. Granted, probably not a noticeable amount, unless you were obsessive about using it, but still…

By: glaborous_immolate

glaborous_immolate — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 22:01:00 +0000

“just look at it”

By: rrh

rrh — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:54:00 +0000

“… developed by an ordinary housewife”

So not a doctor?

By: habbi1974

habbi1974 — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:32:00 +0000

duh

By: dolo54

dolo54 — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:20:00 +0000

Got nothing on the Facial Flex.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmOTWhm6khc

And Rejuvenique laughs at your pathetic attempt to exercise face muscles!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZbPsIYzbnE

By: oldtaku

oldtaku — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:13:00 +0000

What the heck. The funniest thing about all these ‘toners’ for neck, cheeks is that the more you exercise them the worse it gets. It’s the skin losing elasticity from deformation (and age), not the tone of the muscle under it.

Knew a guy who couldn’t move the left side of his face – completely paralyzed. It looked 10-20 years younger than the right side.

By: John Rust

John Rust — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:02:00 +0000

Anti-Asian mouthpiece?

By: Thebes42

Thebes42 — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:50:00 +0000

Japanese fellatio simulator reverses the aging of women’s faces.
The implications are obvious.
Men worldwide rejoice in offering a sustainable local alternative.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:37:00 +0000

I already mentioned the Bane mask yesterday — don’t think I can do it again.

By: thivai

thivai — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:27:00 +0000

And in just 30 days you, too, can have toned and taut features of a back-alley prostitute!

Act now and we’ll throw in shake weight…

By: doug rogers

doug rogers — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:26:00 +0000

uuuuhh… wouldn’t actual fellatio be more, umm, well, umm, you know…. than practice?

By: hiabex

hiabex — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:24:00 +0000

Instead of looking old, she just resembles a creepy looking Chinese blow up doll. RESULT!

By: IamInnocent

IamInnocent — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:19:00 +0000

Just don’t overdo it though…

http://www.shout.net/~jmh/articles/images/cheeks-med.jpg

By: ChicagoD

ChicagoD — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:18:00 +0000

Ooh, I think I saw that on the back of a Roman coin!

By: simonbarsinister

simonbarsinister — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:11:00 +0000

Let the photoshopping begin!

By: awjt

awjt — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:07:00 +0000

Wouldn’t stretching the cheek skin more make MORE lines? Or do the exercises hulk out the facial muscles to compensate? I’m lost on the science here. MAGGIEEEE!!!!!!!????