Government investigators suspected that goats may have been used to bribe locals in Afghanistan, but found no evidence of criminal wrongdoing in the goat-giving program. [Muckrock]

6 Responses to “Afghan goat giveaway “lacked accountability””

  1. voiceinthedistance says:

    What a coincidence.  I just got my goat in the mail today.  Absolutely on the up and up.  I encourage everybody to send in the coupon they got from their local warlord.  I named my goat George W, because he seems so smart.

  2. Guest says:

    I guess they really got our goats.

  3. Cowicide says:

    Goddam Afghan goat giveaways…

  4. howaboutthisdangit says:

    I thought at first this post was about Afghan *coats*.  I thought, “boy, those people really are uncivilized.”

    This is much better.

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