Government investigators suspected that goats may have been used to bribe locals in Afghanistan, but found no evidence of criminal wrongdoing in the goat-giving program. [Muckrock]

  • voiceinthedistance

    What a coincidence.  I just got my goat in the mail today.  Absolutely on the up and up.  I encourage everybody to send in the coupon they got from their local warlord.  I named my goat George W, because he seems so smart.

  • http://i.doubt.it Sergei Richard
  • Guest

    I guess they really got our goats.

    • Guest

      although we still don’t know quite -who- got our goat

  • Cowicide

    Goddam Afghan goat giveaways…

  • howaboutthisdangit

    I thought at first this post was about Afghan *coats*.  I thought, “boy, those people really are uncivilized.”

    This is much better.