Comments on: Giant trans-dimensional humanoids take over hotel swimming pool

By: John C

John C — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 01:11:00 +0000

Don’t insult PhotoShop by associating it with this awfulness. This looks like it was done in Microsoft Photo Editor or some such half-assed photo manipulation app.

By: Teller

Teller — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:16:00 +0000

All that said, it does have some idiot charm.

By: swahellie jocoby

swahellie jocoby — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:24:00 +0000

maybe it is a hotel for little people/midgets.

By: princeminski

princeminski — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:40:00 +0000

Thank you for posting. Made (rescued) my day.

By: Ryan Niehaus

Ryan Niehaus — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:24:00 +0000

Oh, wow. That website is spectacular.

By: jeligula

jeligula — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:43:00 +0000

Because actually shooting people in the p0ol was too hard.

By: howaboutthisdangit

howaboutthisdangit — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:09:00 +0000

Thankfully there are no diving boards. It would be bad PR if the giants brained themselves after going off the high-dive.

By: Toffer99

Toffer99 — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:48:00 +0000

I saw this movie, it was… SHOCK, FRENZY, DEVASTATION -ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2cLmbCyzhE

By: Ashen Victor

Ashen Victor — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:36:00 +0000

They are not giants.
They are zentradi.
They lose their natural blue-green skin colour when exposed to sunlight.

In Gran Canaria we like to call them “Germans”.

By: futnuh

futnuh — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 04:18:00 +0000

Coincidentally have just been listening to Karl Pilkington’s take on Gran Canaria. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQcHznbzJF8

By: voiceinthedistance

voiceinthedistance — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 03:42:00 +0000

I give up. Which one of these people was Photoshopped in?

By: pjcamp

pjcamp — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 01:43:00 +0000

When you say “Mildendo” I flash a picture of a mildewy sex aid.

Is that why the girls are floating?

By: CognitiveDissident

CognitiveDissident — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:22:00 +0000

Obviously, Village of the Giants Goo is included in the Continental Breakfast.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:52:00 +0000

It gets better:

http://www.lasfaluas.es/indexin.htm

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:44:00 +0000

Anything to keep people from actually noticing what the building looks like.

By: petertrepan

petertrepan — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:24:00 +0000

You don’t have to have a monkey for a designer for this to happen.
DESIGNER: What do you think about the design?

CLIENT: I want to see the whole property, not just the pool.

DESIGNER: How about now?

CLIENT: Where did the people go? Put them back.

DESIGNER: Okay, I’ll schedule another photo shoot, and…

CLIENT: We don’t have time for another photo shoot. Just put the ones from the first picture.

DESIGNER: Okay, here’s the entire property with the people from the original picture.

CLIENT: You can barely see them! Make them bigger. No, bigger. A little bigger. Okay, a lot bigger. And make the sun logo bigger.

By: blueelm

blueelm — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:05:00 +0000

I think the splash made would be muuuuuch bigger.

By: LogrusZed

LogrusZed — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:45:00 +0000

Pools closed.

By: Jack Daniel

Jack Daniel — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:37:00 +0000

This is what happens when the owner stages an awesome photo shoot of himself and his drinking buddies jumping into the pool, and then decides 2 weeks later that he wants to fit the whole damn property into the flyer. That and monkey for designer.

#designer monkey empathy

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:35:00 +0000

Ah, so THAT’S how the pre-Deluge extraterrestrial giants are going to retake the planet. Got it.

By: Ian Wood

Ian Wood — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:22:00 +0000

I DO NOT NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.

sorry for shouting.

By: DreamboatSkanky

DreamboatSkanky — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:12:00 +0000

And Henderson forgot the demon.

http://www.zompist.com/rants06.html

By: bcsizemo

bcsizemo — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:11:00 +0000

The pixels are hurting my eyes.

By: Stefan Jones

Stefan Jones — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:01:00 +0000

Putting a G-class star that close is a huge faux pas all in itself.

By: Noctilucent Studios

Noctilucent Studios — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Mark, how/where do you find these things?

By: Chicago_SC

Chicago_SC — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

WTF is the lens flare?

This is what happens when sales people are given photoshop.

By: chris coreline

chris coreline — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:56:00 +0000

Perhaps the first documented occurrence of a pool appearing *Smaller* in the brochure then in meat-space?