Muscles leggings make you look like you've been flayed from the waist down

Robbo sez, "James Lillis, a designer with Black Milk Clothing, has come up with a freaky-awesome set of muscle leggings which allow you to celebrate the human anatomy without getting all Gray's Anatomy and actually flaying yourself. I think they are remarkably delicious."

In a kind of Hellraiser/Slim Goodbody way.

Muscles Leggings (Thanks, Robbo!)


  1. If you could get a whole body suit and mask, you could go as Warren Meers for Halloween. Even better if you can get your girlfriend to come along and act like a robot.

    1. Saeco’s ad department: You know what would look great for our brand? A flayed human being with a giant occipital bun!

      1. Cipollini was famous for extravagant clothing, especially racing uniforms, sporting custom-made skin suits. Some of his memorable kits include a muscle suit, zebra, and tiger prints, and a techno-skinsuit inspired by the 1982 film Tron. He was fined for wearing an all-yellow outfit while leading the Tour de France.
        (from wikipedia)
        Ironically, the latter is now standard practice for all leaders in all grand tours.

  2. Yes, yes there IS something weirdly asymmetrical going on in the groin region of those tights.  It should show where the adductors longi meet rectus abdominis, in a confluence of vaginal glory.

  3. I gotta give props to Felicia Day for posting that link on her FB page.

    And if I ever wore anything like that it would look like the display counter at my local butcher.

  4. I’m reminded of a white T-shirt with massive blood splatter on its right side and the slogan “I’m fine.” across the front. It might go well with those leggings.

  5. LigamentStrips and LigamentStrips and LigamentStrips and LigamentStrips and LigamentStrips and LigamentStrips and LigamentStrips and LigamentStrips……
    Over here we got MusclesLeggings, next level lower body attire manuever…

  6. i am so wearing these to my St. Bartholomew day Massacre party. I think someone photoshopped the ligaments.

  7. Muscles leggings make you look like you’ve been flayed from the waist down

    [zapp brannigan] Sexily flayed. [/zapp brannigan]

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