Muscles leggings make you look like you've been flayed from the waist down

Robbo sez, "James Lillis, a designer with Black Milk Clothing, has come up with a freaky-awesome set of muscle leggings which allow you to celebrate the human anatomy without getting all Gray's Anatomy and actually flaying yourself. I think they are remarkably delicious."

In a kind of Hellraiser/Slim Goodbody way.

Muscles Leggings (Thanks, Robbo!)

• [yri]

  If you could get a whole body suit and mask, you could go as Warren Meers for Halloween. Even better if you can get your girlfriend to come along and act like a robot.

• [geech]

  Glad you dropped the Slim Goodbody reference so I didn’t have to.  Oh, wait…

  • [JOEL PRZYBYLOWSKI]

     Exactly. Those were popular in Nutra City like 20 years ago.

• [Chicago_SC]

  I just went boingboing.

• [Listener43]

  Is it wrong that my first thought was bacon?

• [GawainLavers]

  They need to work on a balaclava with pins next.

• [geet]

  Where can i find the t-shirt equivalent of this?

  I want it because of reasons

• [P]

  Cycling fans may remember the muscle skinsuit worn by Mario Cipollini at le Tour in the late 90′s

  http://robertobicicletas.com/ebay/mariocipo-1304704568-21815.jpg

  • [Antinous / Moderator]

    Saeco’s ad department: You know what would look great for our brand? A flayed human being with a giant occipital bun!

    • [P]

      Cipollini was famous for extravagant clothing, especially racing uniforms, sporting custom-made skin suits. Some of his memorable kits include a muscle suit, zebra, and tiger prints, and a techno-skinsuit inspired by the 1982 film Tron. He was fined for wearing an all-yellow outfit while leading the Tour de France.
      (from wikipedia)
      Ironically, the latter is now standard practice for all leaders in all grand tours.

• [madmax1001]

  David Byrne had a similar idea once:
  http://www.djfood.org/djfood/wp-content/gallery/food-remixes/David%20Byrne%20-%20Fuzzy%20F%20150%20.jpg

• [awjt]

  Yes, yes there IS something weirdly asymmetrical going on in the groin region of those tights.  It should show where the adductors longi meet rectus abdominis, in a confluence of vaginal glory.

• [hypersomniac]

  I don’t usually fap to boing boing, but with this and Sonia Sotomayor that may change. I kid.

• [Robbo]

  I gotta give props to Felicia Day for posting that link on her FB page.

  And if I ever wore anything like that it would look like the display counter at my local butcher.

• [Dicrel Seijin]

  I’m reminded of a white T-shirt with massive blood splatter on its right side and the slogan “I’m fine.” across the front. It might go well with those leggings.

• [Mantissa128]

  Baby, show me that Pubococcygeus muscle!

• [Adam Coe]

  LigamentStrips and LigamentStrips and LigamentStrips and LigamentStrips and LigamentStrips and LigamentStrips and LigamentStrips and LigamentStrips……
  Over here we got MusclesLeggings, next level lower body attire manuever…

• [grimatongueworm]

  My IT band feels so much better.

• [mccrum]

  Well, this would have saved me a bundle of time and hospital bills if I’d seen it earlier today.

• [Ted Brennan]

  i am so wearing these to my St. Bartholomew day Massacre party. I think someone photoshopped the ligaments.

• [robuluz]

  Muscles leggings make you look like you’ve been flayed from the waist down

  [zapp brannigan] Sexily flayed. [/zapp brannigan]

• [obeyken]

  I went through a confusing series of emotions as I scrolled down the page.

• [desiredusername]

  It looks somehow slimming

  • [MetalPorkchop]

    They look slimming, because she’s skinny.

  • [thezarray]

    They just cut the fat right off.

• [retepslluerb]

  Looks good enough to eat.

• [chgoliz]

  Don’t all skin-tight leggings “celebrate the human anatomy”?

  • [lknope]

    Depends on the human.

• [Quiche de Resistance]

  DAT GLUTEUS MAXIMUS