Comments on: Cyclists would rather ride a bike than have sex

By: photodawg

photodawg — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:03:00 +0000

Now, if we could just convince the rest of the bikers to not have sex, we could walk on foot trails without getting run over, in the future.

By: MetalPorkchop

MetalPorkchop — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:52:00 +0000

Both are good for health and both are more fun with a friend.

By: MetalPorkchop

MetalPorkchop — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:47:00 +0000

How sad, but it explains why so many couples split up.

By: TheMudshark

TheMudshark — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:28:00 +0000

Stay classy, mothernatureseven.

By: mothernatureseven

mothernatureseven — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 04:35:00 +0000

Rub the hot pocket up does it?

By: mothernatureseven

mothernatureseven — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 04:32:00 +0000

Probably all that bicycle seat rubbin on the hot pockets gets them off quite
often enough any way.
Smell a bicycle seat?
Ladies a bit more stats show.

By: Daemonworks

Daemonworks — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 04:08:00 +0000

Given the impotence caused by bicycle seats, that works out well.

By: Kimmo

Kimmo — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 04:07:00 +0000

I’m a pretty keen cyclist, but geez…

IMO this result only makes sense if a lot of the respondents (and their partners) are either crap at sex, or they recently had the kind of shag that tops up your nice neurotransmitters for a week, and consequently take it for granted.

It’s a lot easier to knock back sex while you’re still enjoying the benefits, which I’m sure a lot of folks underestimate.

By: sean

sean — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:22:00 +0000

It’s probably the hideous lycra (?) pants and shirts they wear. That would be enough to turn anyone off. I’d rather go to the dentist than have sex after looking at someone in those outfits.

By: nunya

nunya — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:10:00 +0000

Perhaps they should try a seat on those poles they are riding on.

By: m0g

m0g — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:36:00 +0000

Would you mind flagging the link as a .pdf?

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:28:00 +0000

I can’t do repetitive motion, so I’m fucked.

By: girdyerloins

girdyerloins — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:26:00 +0000

I’ve never met a bicycle I couldn’t ride.
I’ve never met a bicycle that swore off a ride because of a headache.
I’ve only had one accident with a bicycle I couldn’t walk away from.
That was also the one bicycle I couldn’t fix myself……..

By: girdyerloins

girdyerloins — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:24:00 +0000

I’ve always considered myself, based on the manfold goofy reasons women have claimed for “getting on with their lives” and foremost among which is failure to satisfy (whatever the hell that is…), as a cucumber that takes out the garbage.

By: Adam Fields

Adam Fields — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:08:00 +0000

Yet, if the internet isn’t lying to me, the same is not true of an octopus.

By: taintofevil

taintofevil — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:07:00 +0000

How many would give up sex for their cars?

By: andyhavens

andyhavens — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:48:00 +0000

Change the question to include masturbation in the definition of sex and I bet the numbers… spread… a bit more.

Also, I’d choose bicycling, too, but only if my bike would let me use some other positions. “Cyclist on top” is so boring. Tried putting somebody on the handlebars once… not cool, apparently. Not cool.

By: jimh

jimh — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:46:00 +0000

A lot of cyclists have more than one bike. Variety is key.

By: Efemmeral

Efemmeral — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:21:00 +0000

When a vibrator comes with beefy shoulders, muscular glutes, and a sense of humor I’ll agree.

By: nox

nox — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:06:00 +0000

Sex after a month of abstinence? Awesome.

Cycling after a month? Depressing.

Not to mention that cycling may be a key method of transport for many of these responders. Makes complete sense to me.

By: dculberson

dculberson — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:01:00 +0000

In related news, 50% of men and 58% of women have sex less than once a month.

By: clpolk

clpolk — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:54:00 +0000

of course I’d rather cycle than have sex. Cycling is satisfying and productive and useful and fun. what a silly question.

By: autark

autark — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:35:00 +0000

I’d rather have sex than ride a bike, does that make me a sexist and not a cyclist?

By: Snig

Snig — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:24:00 +0000

My gf and I just had this conversation, she’s the cyclist. I told her it was ok with me if I had to share the bed with her bike frame, as long as I was one of her top two loves I felt lucky.

By: SCAQTony

SCAQTony — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:18:00 +0000

I got a good seat; err saddle, and I am fine. I wish I knew about those technique issues when I was racing though. Thanks for the advice

By: sisyphus321

sisyphus321 — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:41:00 +0000

Ummm … if it’s hurting your _prostate_, you really are doing it wrong. Narrow bike seats can cause nerve damage at the base of your penis and can cause a lot of soreness in the surrounding area. But if it’s hurting your prostate, well, are you sure you even have a saddle on your seatpost?

By: voiceinthedistance

voiceinthedistance — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:32:00 +0000

Didn’t Steve Jobs say that sex is like a bicycle for the behind, or was that Antinous?

I AM THE 50%.

By: Textuality

Textuality — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:26:00 +0000

Oddly enough, I feel pretty much exactly like this about mountain biking. Maybe I just need to try some extreme sex as a contrast to it. :D

By: SomeGuyNamedMark

SomeGuyNamedMark — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:11:00 +0000

That is why bike seats are so insanely tiny, for getting to all those hard to reach places.

By: SomeGuyNamedMark

SomeGuyNamedMark — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:11:00 +0000

Cyclists are having sex with someone they love, their bikes.