By Cory Doctorow at 12:00 pm Wed, Feb 22, 2012
Danny Choo snapped this wonderful cosplay cyclops at the Wonder Festival.
Wonder Festival Cosplay
Oh jesus christ that bugs the hell out of me. F*** you Cory. F*** you
“What are YOU looking at?”
Is this my daughter’s vengeance for the unicorn head?
My first thought was “Huge contact lenses!”
The second one was “modern yokai”
Heads up: You have some auto-sound-playing advertisers (the prior one was an ad to the top right, and this last one was on the main page about some rappers (embedded in this cosplayer post summary).
Danny also posts some really good food pr0n semi-regularly. Some of his lunches are envy-inducing.
That is pretty cool. Though the Cosplay bar has been set really really low by Japanese Tween Nazi Furries.
Google it if you dare.
I did, but alas, no eyerape for me.
“Are you lookin’ at me?”
Well … ARE YOU!?!?!
At least we HOPE it’s a cosplayer…
“We TOLD you you could only go outside the fence if you stayed away from cameras. Now go BACK IN THE SHED until the heat blows over.”
Wasn’t she in that Schwarzenegger flick?
No, Shrek 3.
So the whole head is a mask?
I think it would have to be, look at the super low ears and the weird neck wrinkles
And her mouth looks like CGI and far too small.
No nose, you say? So how does she smell?
A man goes to the doctor and tells him, “Doc, I’ve got five penises!”
The doctor looks at him and asks, “How do your pants fit you?!?”
“Like a Glove!”
In my local Chinese takeaway the other night, I overheard a father telling his daughter to behave, otherwise he’d take her upstairs to see “the one-eyed girl” who was kept up there by the takeaway’s manager. Spooky.
Just as disturbing as the Bratz dolls.
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