The Ballad of Justin Bloody Bieber, sung by 82-year-old gentleman

Video Link: "Justin, Bloody Justin, Bloody Bieber," by Hugh Oliver (website).

It is reckoned that he's hotter
Than Harry fucking Potter,
His hairdo like some wagging gold retriever,
Looking lovely, looking cute
In his pater-knity suit,
Our Justin, bloody Justin, bloody Bieber.

The scorpion on the wall is a nice touch.

(thanks, Joe Sabia!)

Boing Boing editor/partner and tech culture journalist Xeni Jardin hosts and produces Boing Boing's in-flight TV channel on Virgin America airlines (#10 on the dial), and writes about living with breast cancer. Diagnosed in 2011. @xeni on Twitter. email: xeni@boingboing.net.

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- http://www.xeni.net/ Xeni Jardin
  
  hahahahah
  - Antinous / Moderator
    
    There really should be a broken blood vessel in one eye to get the full Biebz’d effect.
joeposts

I like how he hangs his hat on the camera at the end.
Spriggan_Prime

This dude was totally robbed out of a Grammy.
simonbarsinister

82 is the new 18.
http://twitter.com/hughstimson Hugh Stimson

I’m sorry, BoingBoing is 12 years old and this is the first time I’m seeing this guy? Something seems out of whack here.
Steve Baldwin

I can’t get this song out of my head now, and I don’t want to either.
Bas Suverkropp

Are we sure this isn’t George Formby, who is after all only 108 this year, using a pseudonym?
Paul Renault

Obligatory reading from Bieber’s memoirs by a Canadian Icon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih-2O_gdYZo