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Cthulhoid jello salad

Cory Doctorow at 3:45 pm Fri, Mar 2, 2012

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Write-Light dug up this insane, multi-limbed lobster jello salad for the Vintage Ads LJ group. It originally appeared in the Davis Gelatine Recipe Book.

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  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/stefan_e_jones/ Stefan Jones

    I wonder how hard it would be to recreate this monstrosity. Does it require anything currently unavailable, like Haddock flavored Jell-O?

    It would be fun to spring it on unsuspecting friends.

  • Antinous / Moderator

    The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its jello salad ingredients.

  • allybeag

    Heston Blumenthal could make something that looked like this and tasted of fruit.

  • http://nelc.livejournal.com/ NelC

    Man, I’m so putting that in my next CoC game!

  • antti roppola

    Squarely the sort of thing one might encounter in Lilek’s Gallery of Regrettable Food.
    http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OAUXAA362EXWLYVMPJOKLFB5JQ Incipient Madness

    To be faced with this salad in real life would fill me with more horror than to actually witness the rising of the Old Ones. 

    • Antinous / Moderator

      In Sunken R’lyeh, unspeakable horror eats you.

      • SomeGuyNamedMark

         And is served buffet style

  • http://evilbobdayjob.blogspot.com/ Deidzoeb

    How many years before the sculptural creations of Cake Boss will be (properly) regarded with this level of disdain and disgust? Fondant is an unspeakable batrachian blasphemy.

  • Legotech

    What’s really REALLY funny is that when this ad came out…people actually thought this was an appropriate use for Jello and would serve THIS at a business dinner….erk…

  • Snig

    My brother and I were at a party of one of my parent’s friends, with a holiday buffet.  Innocent looking jello mold, we each had a piece.  In the fruit flavored jello, in addition to fruit was a large piece of gefilte fish.  The horror…

  • SomeGuyNamedMark

    What was with the obsession  in the 50s with gelatine?

    • miasm

       Just look at it!

      • SomeGuyNamedMark

         I’m trying not to!

      • bibulb

        It’s made with bananas?

  • Paul Renault

    What’s wrong with these people?   What’s so wrong with lobster that you have to mask/mould/lose its character by combining it with gelatine? 

    Lobster tastes perfect all by itself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=name&id=1118134806 Doc_S

    Eat it… before it eats *you*.

    • http://lenterakecil.com/pt-commonwealth-life-perusahaan-asuransi-jiwa-terbaik-indonesia/ Lenterak

      it’s like junk food?

  • Vian Lawson

    The Necronomicon?! It’s A  COOKBOOK!

  • http://twitter.com/ElfRage Elizabeth Vongvisith

    Are those supposed to be edible Yellow Signs up in the top left?