Tiny Baby Sloth gets the Onesie Treatment (VIDEO)

(Video Link) In which a baby sloth is shaved and swaddled. 

Key quotes:

Sloth milk is hard to come by.

There's an art to swaddling slippery sloths.


  1. Between being a BABY and being a SLOTH, it’s probably very difficult for that critter to understand what is being done to it, and why. Of all the things that could get slathered in lard and swaddled, a SLOTH is probably one of the most easily perplexed by this.

    1. I wonder if that is why it seemed eager to hug its kin at the end of the video.

      “We gotta get outa this place, baby, these people are NUTS!”

  2. You know, I never thought about it before, but I suppose it’s my nightly swaddling in lard and sulfur that’s kept me mange-free all these years, too.

  3. Watched this at work with the sound off.  Was all awwwww… then they started shaving and buttering the little dude.  Could have used some warning.

    1. As someone who’s experienced getting head lice, I recommend giving him the xaolin monk head shave, followed by an anti lice shampoo. I’d also like to point out, if it’s chronic he has to be getting from someplace, it’s generally a good bet to have any children he plays with get the same treatment. 

    2.  Walter Brennan suggest rancid bear grease. I called Lowes and Rite Aid to see if they had any, but they hung up on me.

  4. This makes me want to totally break the law and get me some baby sloth exotic pet action for snuggly wuggly times.

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