Kitties and Titties (NSFW)

A Tumblog of Greatness: kitties and titties (NSFW). Contains nudity, both female and feline. Not for kids, or for adults browsing the web while at work. BB mod Antinous points out that they omitted one obvious image (that one's safe for work). (thanks, Tara McGinley)

Boing Boing editor/partner and tech culture journalist Xeni Jardin hosts and produces Boing Boing's in-flight TV channel on Virgin America airlines (#10 on the dial), and writes about living with breast cancer. Diagnosed in 2011. @xeni on Twitter. email: xeni@boingboing.net.

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My God! It’s Full of Stars!
- MonkeyBoy
  
  Meh – it is just a collection of fairly standard pictures of naked women and pictures of kitties.
  
  A real accomplishment would contain pictures that have both a naked woman and a cat in each.
  - Benjamin Druhot
    
    Based on the headline, that’s what I was expecting.
  - fergus1948
    
    This may not be EXACTLY what you were looking for but it’s pretty close…
    It’s the photo from a 60s album cover by a band called Mama Lion
    
    http://barnflakes.blogspot.com/2012/01/lookalikes-18-breastfeeding-big-cats-lp.html
  - matt skaggs
    
    its called kitties and titties not kitties with titties
  - StretchArm
    
    Click “both” at the top of the page to get women and cats
Ian Anthony

inb4 everyone is delighted that something this awesome exists.
http://twitter.com/rascojr Sergio

They should have sent a poet…
taras

This is the worst kind of pussy objectification.
EH

About 10 years ago there was an outfit who put out a bunch of softcore series of women holding a particular grey cat. It was neat! Not gonna click this one, though.

UPD: Remembered, and it’s still around: http://www.littlegrayguy.com/
- http://boingboing.net/ The Life Of Bryan
  
  Okay, the cat’s bio on that page almost brought a tear to my eye. (More so, sadly, than news that the site’s original founder died two years ago.)
taras

Cats… I MEANT CATS!
ROSSINDETROIT

Jeepers.
Ernesto

I’ve never understood the NSFW tag. It seems to be reserved for nudity, but if you’re looking at pictures of clothed women (or cats) you’re still not working. I wouldn’t want to be caught doing either. Moreover, I can think of a couple of situations in which looking at naked women might be part of your job.
- http://www.xeni.net/ Xeni Jardin
  
  I think it’s kind of dumb, but I use it out of respect for many of our readers who find it helpful and get upset if it’s not included with posts that reference or link to “adult” content.
- http://twitter.com/da_Bird Jay
  
  It’s not just the “you should be working, not looking at pictures” aspect that makes something NSFW; that’s a fairly minor consideration. It’s 95% about preventing sexual harassment complaints/lawsuits.
- C.J. Hayes
  
  Depends on where you work, but some places have strict policies about computer usage which forbids any kind of pornography. Time-wasting reading blogging sites or other things might be frowned upon, but lots of things labeled NSFW could be grounds for termination.
- robuluz
  
  I’ve worked at a couple of places where you would be sacked on the spot and walked to the door if you were caught looking at that page.
  
  Luckily, I work from home now!
  - Antinous / Moderator
    
    I’ve worked at a couple of places where you would be sacked on the spot and walked to the door if you were caught looking at that page.
    
    I’d be sacked if I didn’t share it with everybody at my job.
    - robuluz
      
      !!
arrrrrrrr

You know what your problem is? You’re putting the pussy on a pedestal.
http://twitter.com/TerryBorder Terry Border

Because “Pussies and Titties” was already taken.
- matt skaggs
  
  because pussies and titties doesnt rhyme
Joseph DiLeonardo

♫ These Are a Few of My Favorite Things ♫
Culturedropout

Is _that_ what they mean by “sweater kittens”…!
GrrrlRomeo

heh, thought I was on Autostraddle for a second.
zro kwt

It is terrible that the internet won’t let us have the simple things with out it being redirected… for that I have made a new site… Now it is up to boingboing to help make the word a better place… http://kittieswithtitties.tumblr.com/
Schizno

I really tried to be interested in the pictures of kittens, I really did. Then I gave up.
millie fink

I’m waiting for Babies and Boobies.
- bumpngrindcore
  
  Never going to happen. Breasts being used for the purpose they were created for??!! That would be OBSCENITY!!!
http://twitter.com/PsychicWhoosh Michael W.

This site causes cognitive dissonance in my penis.
- millie fink
  
  Typical Man–all you gotta do is stop thinking with your dick. ;-)
  - social_maladroit
    
    There’s a joke about a female brain cell who got into a male brain and found it empty. “Hello!” She called. “Helloooo — is anybody out there?”
    
    She heard a faint reply: “We’re down here!”
awjt

Do I still get castigated if I comment on the hotness?
Antinous / Moderator

Nobody? Nobody?!?
- Andrew Pam
  
  Itty bitty kitty titties!
- z7q2
  
  [multi-breasted anthromorphic furry female.jpg]
MandoZink

When I right clicked on one of the Kitty pictures and told Firefox to open in another tab, an alert from my AVG told me it was trying to deliver a particular trojan. I closed the message before got the name of the trojan. The picture was one of a kitty that appeared to be upside-down, but the photo was likely shot from underneath. I did not mess with any other photos except that kitty.
- http://twitter.com/DougWheeler Doug Wheeler
  
  I, too, got a virus warning simply visiting the site (I didn’t click on anything). In my case, Microsoft Security Essentials caught and removed “Exploit:Java/Blacole.ED”.
  
  Stay away.
- Glen Able
  
  Yep, I noticed that Vista was even more screwed than usual after visiting that site. I have spent the day tracking down the payload at C:UsersmeAppDataLocalTempwpbt0.dll which is a nasty little brute. Now how do I find the hidden registry entry that’s still trying to run it at startup?
geessebeschleier

it’s 0604 here right now , the weather and the atmosphere at work are not the best, but that definitely put a smile on my face
MandoZink

Regarding my other post, it really looked like a nice kitty, too.
waytomuchair

Well,
http://puppiesntitties.tumblr.com/ gets my vote. Im alergic to cats and couldn’t quit sneezing.
http://twitter.com/martyyu Marty Yu

There were cats on that site?
standingstill

I was hoping that the Kitties and Titties would be in the same picture…just for the juggstaposition.
Bill Cole

Proving the depth of my wrongness….

Wanna hear about my cat who died of breast cancer?

I think I need to go to bed.
- futnuh
  
  Given that the original blogger, Xeni, is undergoing a very public struggle with breast cancer, the answer to your question is … no.
  - Bill Cole
    
    You did read my first line?
    FWIW: my 1st wife would to this day eagerly attest to the fact that I am entirely insensitive and tactless and recognize no interpersonal boundaries and more often than not WRONG even when stating verifiable and obvious facts. Probably all true. OTOH: A dozen years ago I quit a secure job and relocated 600 miles on very short notice to help my eventual 2nd/current/last wife through her breast cancer surgery and treatment. I brought my 2 cats to join her 2. Since then, we’ve helped support 4 women in our family plus one cat through their own BC fights. POINT: I’m not *just* a jerk…
professor

With all the doom and gloom in the news these days, it’s nice to have an article featuring nature’s combination of perfect functionality and awesome aesthetic design… oh, and the cats are ok too! Thanks Xeni.
Pai Natal

Video version!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSvBoWFzH-w
http://twitter.com/RighteousAngst invidious

Cat pics and nudity. So, its the internet, then?
bumpngrindcore

So is there gonna be a website with hot dudes and cats?

Or are only straight men allowed to have a gaze?

*slinks off to read yaoi comics*
- http://twitter.com/GideonTJones Gideon Jones
  
  Boys+Beards+Cats?
  
  http://www.buzzfeed.com/fjelstud/the-cutest-boys-with-beards-with-cats
- UXO
  
  I’m as confused by your “straight men” comment as I was by the intended target audience for this tumblog. I mean, who the HELL likes titties AND kitties?
  
  Then it hit me. Lesbians.
  
  Carry on.
- Robert
  
  First you have to come up with a clever rhyming pun dealing with men and cats.
  - UXO
    
    Toms with toms!
  - Antinous / Moderator
    
    Monster cocks and litter box?
sean

I looked very, very hard at that site and didn’t notice one cat.
- SamSam
  
  That’s what I came to say. I went to the link, studied it for a while, came back here, and then thought to myself “wait, I don’t remember any pictures of kitties….“
  - http://boingboing.net/ The Life Of Bryan
    
    Yet when I showed it to my girlfriend a few days ago, she didn’t initially notice all the boobies.
Gojulas

I got a malware attack warning when I went to that page, and had to force quit my browser.
Bill Cole

Relevant to many above comments, this pic is a good test for lousy filtering in the workplace. Absolutely SFW content. Not sure if the name will make it through Disqus: Cute_chick_with_furry_pussy.jpg
chgoliz

I did pretty well in my biology classes….and I seem to recall that the other half of the human species has titties as well. Where did they go?
- SamSam
  
  nipples =/= titties
  - chgoliz
    
    http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/202/5/3/Man_Boobs_by_greylionGacHi.jpg
http://www.theblacklaser.net/ Joe The Wizard

That site would be a lot better without cats.
Dave Nelson

I don’t know how many of you readers are using a virus scanner, but my Windows machine with Security Essentials lit up like a Christmas tree when I went to this page. Please be careful.
http://twitter.com/nipplekittens NippleKittens

I prefer nipplekittens.tumblr.com !
matt skaggs

also theres a whole section for it kittiesntitties.tumblr.com/tagged/both
buster_friendly

Well, I never!