Giant chocolate Cthulhu idol

Jason sez, "A follow up to last years insanely popular Chocolate Cthulhu Idol comes the Giant Chocolate Cthulhu Idol. Standing 7.5 inches tall and weighing a sanity shattering 2 lbs, this solid green chocolate treat is a must have for the devoted cultist." (Thanks, Jason!)

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You don’t eat Cthulhu, Cthulhu eat you.
HenryPootel

Cue the oft-repeated whateverthatlanguageis Cthulu quote!
- BDiamond
  
  You mean, “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”?
- pKp
  
  It’s R’lyehan.
Hakuin

HE SHALL BE EATEN FIRST!
http://twitter.com/blindelf Patrick Whited

In Soviet R’lyeh you eat Cthulhu.
Doug Nelson

Green? As in all the way through? How does that work?
- TheMudshark
  
  I would tell you, but the blasphemous secret of this abnormal chocolate, stupendous in its malign suggestiveness, would drive your feeble mind to insanity.
  - Antinous / Moderator
    
    Maybe the complementary-ish pigment that would make it brown exists in another dimension.
    - TheMudshark
      
      I found the recipe in “Cooking with the Mad Arab” by Abdul Alhazred. It came as a free promotional item with the 3rd edition reprint of the Necronomicon.
- http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1329969578&sr=1-1 K. Kebabyoghurt
  
  I´m guessing white chocolate + green food coloring at least for the outer layer, and the same inside or just normal chocolate.
  Eat it and find out!
http://profiles.google.com/alexfkraus Alex Kraus

7.5 inches is giant? Somebody please tell my girlfriend.
http://profile.yahoo.com/RKLDL7UCNDF7LMJUW26EWTMV3A JC C

Green chocolate is an abomination and a stench in the nostrils of our Lord.
ffabian

“7.5 inches”
And in SI units…
- http://www.epinardscaramel.com TokenFrenchDude
  
  19 centimeters and about 1 kilogram.
Robert

By Dagon, it’s positively cyclopean.
Daniel Smith

The deep ones will not be amused…
lysdexia

Chocolatl! Chocolatl! Sh’ub Niggrath!
Jorpho

A video of one slowly melting in a microwave would be good for some Youtube views, I reckon. (Ooh! Especially if played in reverse!)
mesocosm

Why are they not calling this “Cthocolate”? I mean, come on!
http://twitter.com/drewbrews drew froning

just ordered it in dark chocolate – so much better than a bunny for easter, my daughter is going to freak out!
http://adunaphel13.wordpress.com mental detritus

I want mine with wings! And green candy eyes.