Giant chocolate Cthulhu idol

Jason sez, "A follow up to last years insanely popular Chocolate Cthulhu Idol comes the Giant Chocolate Cthulhu Idol. Standing 7.5 inches tall and weighing a sanity shattering 2 lbs, this solid green chocolate treat is a must have for the devoted cultist." (Thanks, Jason!)


    1.  I would tell you, but the blasphemous secret of this abnormal chocolate, stupendous in its malign suggestiveness, would drive your feeble mind to insanity.

      1. Maybe the complementary-ish pigment that would make it brown exists in another dimension.

        1.  I found the recipe in “Cooking with the Mad Arab” by Abdul Alhazred. It came as a free promotional item with the 3rd edition reprint of the Necronomicon.

  1. A video of one slowly melting in a microwave would be good for some Youtube views, I reckon. (Ooh! Especially if played in reverse!)

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