Giant chocolate Cthulhu idol


23 Responses to “Giant chocolate Cthulhu idol”

  1. chellberty says:

    The inscription reads “When you are at the store say Cookiepuss and more”

  2. You don’t eat Cthulhu, Cthulhu eat you.

  3. HenryPootel says:

    Cue the oft-repeated whateverthatlanguageis Cthulu quote!

  4. Hakuin says:


  5. In Soviet R’lyeh you eat Cthulhu.

  6. Doug Nelson says:

    Green? As in all the way through? How does that work?

    • TheMudshark says:

       I would tell you, but the blasphemous secret of this abnormal chocolate, stupendous in its malign suggestiveness, would drive your feeble mind to insanity.

      • Antinous / Moderator says:

        Maybe the complementary-ish pigment that would make it brown exists in another dimension.

        • TheMudshark says:

           I found the recipe in “Cooking with the Mad Arab” by Abdul Alhazred. It came as a free promotional item with the 3rd edition reprint of the Necronomicon.

    •  I´m guessing white chocolate + green food coloring at least for the outer layer, and the same inside or just normal chocolate.
      Eat it and find out!

  7. Alex Kraus says:

    7.5 inches is giant? Somebody please tell my girlfriend.

  8. JC C says:

    Green chocolate is an abomination and a stench in the nostrils of our Lord.

  9. ffabian says:

    “7.5 inches”
    And in SI units…

  10. Robert says:

    By Dagon, it’s positively cyclopean.

  11. Daniel Smith says:

    The deep ones will not be amused…

  12. lysdexia says:

    Chocolatl! Chocolatl! Sh’ub Niggrath!

  13. Jorpho says:

    A video of one slowly melting in a microwave would be good for some Youtube views, I reckon. (Ooh! Especially if played in reverse!)

  14. mesocosm says:

    Why are they not calling this “Cthocolate”? I mean, come on!

  15. drew froning says:

    just ordered it in dark chocolate – so much better than a bunny for easter, my daughter is going to freak out!

  16. I want mine with wings! And green candy eyes.

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