Comments on: Man busted at grocery for "criminal mischief with the cheese"

By: Mike Birtwistle

Mike Birtwistle — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 09:30:00 +0000

“criminal mischief with the cheese”

Well that’s not very mature……

I thank you, I’m here all week

By: Kodascope

Kodascope — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 15:39:00 +0000

I prefer chocolate and peanut butter …

http://www.themountaineagle.com/news/2012-02-01/Front_Page/Store_manager_welcomed_by_nude_man_smeared_with_ch.html

By: Palomino

Palomino — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 04:08:00 +0000

Misdemeanor: A minor wrongdoing. A nonindictable offense.

Posting his image all over the internet is a form of “Indictment”. There’s laws in Britain that stop the wealthy from getting bad press. And we still don’t know who stole billions of dollars from hard working American homeowners.

Geez, cheez?

By: adonai

adonai — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 00:33:00 +0000

When I read the headline, I did not expect the story to end the way it did.

By: Labbit

Labbit — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 23:08:00 +0000

The meat, on the other hand…

http://www4.ncsu.edu/~chking/fark/The_Cheese_Stands_Alone.jpg

By: Christopher

Christopher — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 21:23:00 +0000

It depends on what the job is.

By: Cowicide

Cowicide — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 20:51:00 +0000

I hope they give him the guillotine.

By: James B

James B — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 20:38:00 +0000

When I was a little kid in Atlanta, the convenience store that we would walk to for candy had a similar problem. The only place they had to stack up beer overstock was the hallway next to the bathroom. I didn’t really understand the fuss, and what all the signs meant, until I saw the empty beer cans on the floor in the bathroom. No cheese was available.

By: wrybread

wrybread — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 20:30:00 +0000

This poor guy. With his unique name, for the rest of his life anytime someone Googles him they’ll find the tale of the cheese smearing, complete with a face pic.

Would you hire someone who might smear stuff all over your bathroom?

By: Thad Boyd

Thad Boyd — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 19:38:00 +0000

Ha.

I once went to a Safeway with a buddy of mine, and we ran into a guy who worked there who’d gone to high school with us.

He said to my friend, “Hey man, remember last time you were in here? You were drunk, and you just walked out with a jar of cheese dip.”

By: idiosynchronic

idiosynchronic — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 19:23:00 +0000

Oh, Iowa City. All the weird of Austin, none of the charm.

By: Rob T

Rob T — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 19:08:00 +0000

So he was caught stealing Nacho Cheese? You know.. cheese that wasn’t his…

By: Jason Weisberger

Jason Weisberger — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 19:08:00 +0000

The cheese stands alone, dude. ALONE.

By: Ted Mills

Ted Mills — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 19:06:00 +0000

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the cheeses.

By: Arys

Arys — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 18:53:00 +0000

Sounds like a sandwich – The Criminal Mischief and you can get it with cheese or without

By: Justin Forposting

Justin Forposting — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 18:36:00 +0000

this is news?
who hasn’t, in a drunken stupor, smeared bathroom walls with cheese?

By: Rhett Holechek

Rhett Holechek — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 18:27:00 +0000

Iowa strikes again! FTW!

By: NoOneSpecific

NoOneSpecific — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:59:00 +0000

The real charge ought to be “Public Display of Stupidity”.

By: NoOneSpecific

NoOneSpecific — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:59:00 +0000

Yes but that’s cool. Bowery Boys, right?

By: Pip_R_Lagenta

Pip_R_Lagenta — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:55:00 +0000

If I say “Cheese it! Da cops!” am I revealing my age?

By: Hakuin

Hakuin — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:55:00 +0000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38m-wnbHPLA&feature=related

By: theSamLowry

theSamLowry — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:50:00 +0000

Cheesy story.