Comments on: Dan Fogelman's script for the Gary Coleman-Emmanuel Lewis Project

By: Ethan Taliesin Houser

Ethan Taliesin Houser — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 16:39:00 +0000

I read part of it. This takes place in Switzerland but the writer calls some people Swedish and references names like Bjorn . Seriously, this guy seems to think that Switzerland and Sweden are the same thing. Ah yes, both start with “Sw,” close enough. Take a fucking trip or at least get a map. How can this guy write scripts for million dollar Hollywood movies? (<— subtle sarcasm)

By: MC HFCS

MC HFCS — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 14:44:00 +0000

I would have seen that in theaters, twice. And then bought the Blu-Ray. And then bought a Blu-Ray player.

By: cycle23

cycle23 — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 01:46:00 +0000

John Freeman (aka: Dutch Treats, aka: Uncle Sloppy) should totally do the score for this film.

For reference:

http://www.amazon.com/Greatest-Hits-Volume-13-Explicit/dp/B001AZ0Q3K

By: niktemadur

niktemadur — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 23:35:00 +0000

But in the Universe where Emanuel and Coleman make the movie, the rip in meta-space and meta-time would consume the Multiverse and reverse eternal inflation.

And so, as the energy to separate two quarks would make another two quarks, Emanuel and Coleman can NEVER be together. :-P

By: Evan

Evan — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 23:24:00 +0000

i sit here at work, about 200 yards from jinky’s.

By: Donald Petersen

Donald Petersen — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:53:00 +0000

I've wasted many a happy hour reading worse scripts, and watching worse actual movies. I mean, it's no 3,000 Miles to Graceland, but then again, it's no Joe Dirt, either.

By: Blaise Pascal

Blaise Pascal — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:33:00 +0000

Hmmm…Sounds like a good line-up for an adult film.

My favourite Gary Coleman role of all-time was the bit he did in “Postal” by Running with Scissors. His finest hour.

By: Lurking_Grue

Lurking_Grue — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:28:00 +0000

I always wanted to see a team up of Grace Jones, Garry Coleman and Ruth Buzzy team up in a cop film.

By: License Farm

License Farm — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:45:00 +0000

Couldn’t we just swap Andy Milonakis in for Gary Coleman? The world mustn’t be deprived of this pure uncut cinematic crazy.

“Whut up, Gary!”
“Hi, Emmanuel.”
“Nah, now I’m Manny Moe, as in, ‘I don’t know how Manny Moe bitches I can fit in my ride!’”

By: Terry Border

Terry Border — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:12:00 +0000

I would have at least watched in on Netflix.

By: fink

fink — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:12:00 +0000

The wonderful thing about the Infinite Universes Theory is that not only in an alternate universe could Gary still be alive to make the movie with Emanuel, but that in another alternate Gary and Emanuel actually lived this adventure.

By: gsilas

gsilas — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:37:00 +0000

ROCKY vs. RAMBO (a screenplay)

by comedians Paul Rust, Kulap Vilaysack, Michael Cassady, Harris Wittels, Neil Campbell, and Scott Aukerman (aka Hot Saucerman) https://docs.google.com/a/laughspin.com/file/d/0BzQZA8NReU7pYjlmN2MzNTctNTRlMS00OTY1LTgyMmItNDBhODQ1NzMyOGZi/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1