Christopher Walken reads Where the Wild Things Are

Here's Christopher Walken reading and narrating Where the Wild Things Are, a treat to rival Samuel Jackson's dramatic interpretation of Go the Fuck to Sleep.

Where the Wild Things Are (as read by Christopher Walken)


  1. “Please, children, schootch closer.  Don’t make me tell you, again, about the schootching.”

  2. “…and there’s a goat-bastard riding on the back of some kind of, you know, rhinoceros.”


  3. Where the wild things …    Are.

    I think the universe might end if Walken impersonated Shatner…(or vice versa).

  4. Apparently, trees growing into water (more likely near it) are freaking him out but the rest, including a lynched Teddy Bear is OK… 

  5. the tags on the YT post mention “impression” and “imitation” … just sayin’. its still very funny.

  6. You must appreciate the Golan-Globus production of ‘Puss In Boots’ with Christopher Walken as a red-haired puss.    Hulu has it.

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