By Cory Doctorow at 11:52 am Mon, Mar 19, 2012
DrawTheShitler sells rolls of toilet roll printed with a caricature of a mustache-less Hitler. You supply the mustache when you wipe.
I can’t decide if this is the worst use of time and resources, or the best.
A rejected wartime cartoon idea by Warner Bros. studios…
Eeeayh, cleanse dis doc.
I think the concept would be clear enough without the simulated shit smear. Maybe that image should appear “after the jump.”
When we self-sensor simulated shit smears, Hitler wins!
Don your rain slicker, then picture Sylvester the Cat saying that.
maybe use some of that weird blue fluid that women leak once a month in tampon and maxipad ads?
Yeah, that’ll show that Hitler guy a thing or two!
It’s a very Darkseid-looking Hitler. Far more terrifying than the real guy, who was short and somewhat odd-looking, certainly not square-jawed and badass.
Looks more like the Hulk.
And nobody want´s to stain the Hulk´s mustache!
Drink a gallon of spirulina, and then you can simulate Hulkler’s mustache.
The only reason we keep digging up Hitler, is that he is the only one in recent history who had a slightly worse record of committing travesties than the US.
This may be more novel for the fact that it includes a web address printed on toilet paper than Hitler’s likeness.
Regarding the shit stain, which doesn’t go particularly well with my breakfast cereal, haven’t they learned anything from the sanitary pad marketers? Women always bleed blue on their MaxiPads. Shouldn’t the shit here be green (especially since it is right after St. Patrick’s day, with all the green dye that was consumed)?
They should make a sanitary pad with Gorbachev’s bare forehead imprinted on it. You provide the birthmark.
This would be much more awesome if it was supplying facial hair to someone who actually mattered in current affairs. Or if it was 1940.
Yeah, it’s sort of an idea 70 years behind its time. I usually only require a half-hour or so to think of the witty comeback I should have said to the bully at the time.
Better late than never, I guess!
And now I can’t help wanting to give ol’ Adolf something fresh and new. Perhaps a Rollie Fingers handlebar. Or a walrus, like Sam Elliott or the Lorax. Maybe get all Billy Gibbons in his face…
Or maybe I just need a healthier diet.
Given some of the other purposes toward which toilet paper is put, Adolf could end up with any number of different “mustaches.”
I think it would be better if Hitler was looking down in a slightly crosseyed fashion, with a sort of “Ewwwww” expression on his face…
Build a better Hitler sans mustache toilet paper and the world will beat a path to your door.
May I request a Rush Limbaugh version, please?
Who’s got an ass that big?
At the risk of recursion….
Cthulhu toilet paper want to do far worse things to your posterior.
Use *both* sides of the paper! For VICTORY!
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