Comments on: Just look at this mutant triple banana.

By: Alvarez Fernando

Alvarez Fernando — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 07:49:00 +0000

You make me wish I had three hands.

By: penguinchris

penguinchris — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 23:00:00 +0000

Use an old-school safety razor with double-edged single blades. The blades last longer than the newfangled monstrosities and are dirt-cheap – ~15-30 cents each depending on your source (and they are still sold in many stores so they’re not hard to find – the handle/holder you may have to order online but I got mine at a flea market for $4). And they work far better at actually shaving, at least for me.

By: Fred King

Fred King — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 17:43:00 +0000

Where can I find the recipe?

By: David Walker

David Walker — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:42:00 +0000

I give it four coconuts.

By: pjcamp

pjcamp — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 01:24:00 +0000

Blinky Banana. Doh!

By: Spookygirl Insandiego

Spookygirl Insandiego — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 00:50:00 +0000

Not long after my parents got married they went to the market and found a gigantic banana. When they got home and peeled it open there were 2 bananas inside. My mom has a picture of my dad with it. So I guess it’s not unheard of…

By: Lexicat

Lexicat — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 21:16:00 +0000

Ok. . . uh. . . I am not typically into. . . bananas, but that just makes me. . . erm. . . hungry

By: Helena Boner Carter

Helena Boner Carter — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 20:36:00 +0000

Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Bananas in Every Skin

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 19:45:00 +0000

I wish they’d go back to one blade on razor cartridges instead of two or three plus a slime-strip. It’s like shaving with an anvil. And maybe you wouldn’t have to take out a second mortgage to buy blades.

By: timmaguire

timmaguire — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 19:24:00 +0000

I see your 3 bananas smooshed together and raise you 6 bananas smooshed together!

Except I don’t have 6 bananas. But I’m quite sure if I had 6 bananas and a camera with an internet connection, I could post a picture of 6 bananas smooshed together just as effectively as this person posted 3.

By: mistersquid

mistersquid — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 16:19:00 +0000

I’m looking at it!

By: Artor

Artor — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 14:20:00 +0000

Commercially grown bananas are often shrouded in plastic bags with pesticides & hormones piped in while they’re growing. If you eat store-bought bananas at all, you’re probably getting dosed.

By: Artor

Artor — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 14:18:00 +0000

Yo dawg, I heard you liek bananas, so I put a banana in your banana, so you can eat a banana while eating your banana.

By: ROSSINDETROIT

ROSSINDETROIT — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:07:00 +0000

Banana is the largest herbaceous flowering plant. I used to work in an office building with a big atrium full of wild tropicals. They had a plant that produced tiny bunches of pink bananas on stalks that grew from a big corm. Most people simply could not be convinced that they were real, even as they walked by them every day while they grew.

By: Lobster

Lobster — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:04:00 +0000

Really? It’s like, three of mine.

By: Robert Cruickshank

Robert Cruickshank — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:58:00 +0000

Banananananana

By: Spriggan_Prime

Spriggan_Prime — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 10:54:00 +0000

I say we nuke it from orbit; it’s the only way to be sure.

By: sean

sean — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 10:51:00 +0000

Probably global warming did it.

By: oasisob1

oasisob1 — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 10:15:00 +0000

Next they’ll be putting 3 blades on disposable razors…

By: tofagerl

tofagerl — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 09:57:00 +0000

We’re gonna need a bigger bowl!!

By: Lemoutan

Lemoutan — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 09:23:00 +0000

I, too, am now forced to believe in a creator. And that this creator has – all this time – been favouring not us, but the bananavorous three-toed-sloth. Woe, woe and thrice woe.

By: len_c

len_c — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 08:08:00 +0000

as an atheist, i must confirm that it is indeed my nightmare.

By: spacemunky

spacemunky — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 07:08:00 +0000

Just just just look look look at at at it it it!!!

By: Mike Norman

Mike Norman — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 06:35:00 +0000

I see Dr. Alphonse Mephesto is branching out into the plant kingdom.

By: Pete Shand

Pete Shand — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 05:16:00 +0000

Look behind you! A Three-headed monkey-wait-banana!

By: J_france

J_france — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 05:15:00 +0000

Or bananas that form in a cramped bunch can be fused together as they grow.

By: sam1148

sam1148 — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 05:14:00 +0000

clean your thumb nails.

By: Bucket

Bucket — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 05:14:00 +0000

I want a pan flute made out of giant mutant dried bananas. I could then unseat Zamfir as “god of the pan flute”! Don’t worry, I’ll be very kind to you mere mortals as your God-King.

By: J_france

J_france — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 05:14:00 +0000

Makes me wish I kept and photographed the mutant 5 and 6 fused bunches they were selling last year, when Australia’s banana crops were decimated me a tropical cyclone and any-old banana stocks had to be sold as a result.

Lots bunches that were half fused, but with the bottom halves still separated. Hard to peel without destroying them, but when you did they were mutant, tentacled banana monsters.

By: JProffitt71

JProffitt71 — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 04:55:00 +0000

I. Want. That. Banana(s?).