Rob Beschizza at 10:02 am Sat, Mar 24, 2012
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Naw, it’s trying to find some place cold so it can be comfortable.
To fight the mastiff, we must understand the mastiff. We can ill afford another Potala.
At a dog show in Shenyang, China, a Tibetan Mastiff has no idea whatsoever what this man is trying to achieve.
Hell, *I* don’t know what he’s doing, either.
This is the part of the show… WHEN WE DANCE!
Maybe he’s trying to find a heartbeat to make sure it’s not a robot under all that hair…
Mmmmm… maybe it´s a
Muffit II Robo-Daggit!
My initial impression was of a big nerdy guy wrestling himself into a fursuit.
“Is that the Heimlich maneuver, or are you just glad to see me?”
he’s holding it up for all to admire its shaggy beauty or “shageuty”
A man holds up his Tibetan mastiff as they perform on stage during a dog beauty contest at an exhibition center in Shenyang, Liaoning province March 23, 2012. About 2000 Tibetan mastiffs participated in the China Tibetan Mastiff Exhibition, local media reported.
I hope he’s doing it right; those things sell for up to $1,000,000 in China.
Some cultures have historically used donkeys for this purpose, if I’m not mistaken.
nonviolent civil disobedience. Probably was staging a lie-in.
China! The ongoing rape of Tibet is bad enough, but good Lord! The dogs too?
Do you have to wipe it’s butt after it poops?
It looks like a man raping a muppet.
You must realize by now they are at the food market…
“…and when I make him stand like THIS with one paw dangling, it is called ‘Majestic Snuffleupagus’!”
IT’S SO FLUFFY I COULD DIEEEEEE
The first knock off of Tickle Me Elmo had some serious design issues….
He’s probably just showing off how shaggy that dog is.
Really, that is an exceptionally shaggy dog. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dog as shaggy as this one.
You Don’t Say
looks like a giant chow chow. :)
He’s clearly trying to simultaneously claim it doesn’t exist and dominate it at the same time.
Dawg died before the show and he’s making the best of it
That’s actually just a photo of a team mascot struggling to put on a very cumbersome dog suit. See, he’s already got his arms in.
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