I have no idea what you're doing

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27 Responses to “I have no idea what you're doing”

  1. duc chau says:

    At a dog show in Shenyang, China, a Tibetan Mastiff has no idea whatsoever what this man is trying to achieve.

    Orgasm?

  2. snagglepuss says:

    Hell, *I* don’t know what he’s doing, either.

  3. eselqueso says:

    This is the part of the show… WHEN WE DANCE!

  4. bcsizemo says:

    Maybe he’s trying to find a heartbeat to make sure it’s not a robot under all that hair…

  5. Rich Keller says:

    My initial impression was of a big nerdy guy wrestling himself into a fursuit.

  6. PhosPhorious says:

    “Is that the Heimlich maneuver, or are you just glad to see me?”

  7. theophrastvs says:

    he’s holding it up for all to admire its shaggy beauty or “shageuty”

    A man holds up his Tibetan mastiff as they perform on stage during a dog beauty contest at an exhibition center in Shenyang, Liaoning province March 23, 2012. About 2000 Tibetan mastiffs participated in the China Tibetan Mastiff Exhibition, local media reported.

    gratuitous link

  8. Antinous / Moderator says:

    I hope he’s doing it right; those things sell for up to $1,000,000 in China.

  9. voiceinthedistance says:

    Some cultures have historically used donkeys for this purpose, if I’m not mistaken.

  10. sean says:

    nonviolent civil disobedience. Probably was staging a lie-in.

  11. sean says:

    China! The ongoing rape of Tibet is bad enough, but good Lord! The dogs too?

  12. sam1148 says:

    Do you have to wipe it’s butt after it poops? 

  13. BBNinja says:

    It looks like a man raping a muppet.

  14. AMJ says:

    You must realize by now they are at the food market…

  15. catgrin says:

    “…and when I make him stand like THIS with one paw dangling, it is called ‘Majestic Snuffleupagus’!”

  16. zarray says:

    IT’S SO FLUFFY I COULD DIEEEEEE

  17. That_Anonymous_Coward says:

    The first knock off of Tickle Me Elmo had some serious design issues….

  18. Quib says:

    He’s probably just showing off how shaggy that dog is.
    Really, that is an exceptionally shaggy dog. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dog as shaggy as this one. 

  19. sdmikev says:

    looks like a giant chow chow. :)

  20. miasm says:

    He’s clearly trying to simultaneously claim it doesn’t exist and dominate it at the same time.

  21. Hoss says:

    Dawg died before the show and he’s making the best of it

  22. Brainspore says:

    That’s actually just a photo of a team mascot struggling to put on a very cumbersome dog suit. See, he’s already got his arms in.

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