Comments on: Pure evil causes birth defects

By: Felton / Moderator

Felton / Moderator — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 17:01:00 +0000

Zaphod Beeblebear?

By: Matthew Miller

Matthew Miller — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 15:35:00 +0000

It’s nice to see a big bold copyright notice slapped on the _photograph_ of the poster. Because, y’know, there’s where the creative work went. Whenever I photocopy a book from the library, I make sure to put _my_ copyright notice in the corner too, because that’s my property (the fruits of my labor, after all!) and I want to make sure everyone on the internet knows.

By: Will Dunwiddie

Will Dunwiddie — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:56:00 +0000

With Dick Cheney’s recent heart transplant, scientists now have a rich new source of pure evil for future research.

By: penguinchris

penguinchris — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 07:06:00 +0000

For the record, as with many of the best things on Twitter, I saw it via William Gibson (@GreatDismal:twitter ) who retweeted it from Charlie Stross who linked to the image. I quote-retweeted it @ Maggie because I knew she’d like it. The “via trail” breaks down quickly on Twitter.

By: That_Anonymous_Coward

That_Anonymous_Coward — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 23:58:00 +0000

I will find this “Doctor” and I will teach this “Doctor” pain for subjecting innocent teddy bears to medical torture in the name of “science”.
*goes to find torches and pitchforks*

By: Donald Petersen

Donald Petersen — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 21:42:00 +0000

One drop of that could turn you all into hermit crabs.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 21:34:00 +0000

There are two. And one of them isn’t. Not by a long shot.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 21:13:00 +0000

Ripley 7?

By: Roanhouse

Roanhouse — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 20:44:00 +0000

MOM …. DAD!!!!

By: uglyredhonda

uglyredhonda — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 20:20:00 +0000

It’s absolutely Time Bandits. It’s a reference to the scene at the end of the movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6X9KcrXHwg

By: lknope

lknope — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 20:13:00 +0000

Dr. von Lonsdale knows!

By: Jay Fude

Jay Fude — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 20:09:00 +0000

I thought it was the amnityville toaster from illwillpress.com?

By: CountZero

CountZero — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:42:00 +0000

I have a teddy with two heads, three arms, and a patch over one eye…

By: Stefan Jones

Stefan Jones — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:27:00 +0000

Ikea might not have discontinued these if they didn’t come packed flat with a totally inadequate plush Allan Key.

By: milkman

milkman — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:19:00 +0000

I hope every one of my daughter’s projects in school are inspired by this.

By: Bonobo

Bonobo — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 18:32:00 +0000

The Shadow knows!

By: Lobster

Lobster — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:42:00 +0000

I was just thinking that. It has that right mix of whimsy and sterile, clinical science.

By: professorpitbull

professorpitbull — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:38:00 +0000

This would be a perfect post for the SCP Foundation!

Now off to lose a few hours of productivity perusing their wiki…

By: Lobster

Lobster — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:30:00 +0000

#8 looks like it was born with its head up its own ass. Future politician?

By: Cameron Postelwait

Cameron Postelwait — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:27:00 +0000

dick cheney’s daughter seems ok.

By: lknope

lknope — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:17:00 +0000

Who knows what evil lurks in the uteri of Teddy Bears?

By: markbellis

markbellis — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:05:00 +0000

photographed at Conjecture 2010 in San Diego by Jerry Abuan.
And here’s her blog: http://caprine.livejournal.com/

By: silkox

silkox — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 16:48:00 +0000

I do wish these things would use proper binomial nomenclature formatting.

By: zachstronaut

zachstronaut — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 16:47:00 +0000

Scientific Theory Slam in poster format. This needs to be a thing.

By: Philbert_Crenshaw

Philbert_Crenshaw — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 16:40:00 +0000

but…but… that’s the BLUND bear, a most excellent bear beloved by millions, and most particularly by my daughter… to see him spindled and mutilated and so cruelly displayed, it’s… it’s almost too much. For the love of Jeebus, he’s got his own photostream on Flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/blundbear/ !

Not to mention that IKEA stopped selling them and the little beggar will set you back $30.00 on e-bay. Dr. Von Lonsdale has made a serious investment in her research.

By: Leigh Ann H.

Leigh Ann H. — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 16:36:00 +0000

It’s from Allison Lonsdale, as another poster has pointed out. She’s also known for her song “LOL Together”, a parody of The Beatles’ “Come Together.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKVI2_Dl00Y

By: Grampa Caligula

Grampa Caligula — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 16:31:00 +0000

Such beauty! I weep in the presence of its genius!

By: Conspirator

Conspirator — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 16:08:00 +0000

Is that where the pure evil and the toaster come from? I couldn’t quite place it, but I knew it seemed familiar and that it was from something really weird.

By: bcsizemo

bcsizemo — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 15:58:00 +0000

I think this might have been a middle school presentation by Ellen Ripley…

By: Dodson Snark

Dodson Snark — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 15:56:00 +0000

Googling “Dr Allison von Lonsdale” gets http://www.boston-baden.com/hazel/Pix/2010/pix7590.htm