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Mark Frauenfelder at 8:45 am Thu, Mar 29, 2012

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Is there a better way to show your love of bacon forever than to be buried wrapped in it? We don't think so.

This genuine bacon casket is made of 18 Gauge Gasketed Steel with Premium Bacon Exterior/Interior, and includes a Memorial and Record Tube, Adjustable Bed and Mattress and Stationary and Swingbar handles. It also includes a bacon air freshener for when you get that buried-underground, not-so-fresh feeling.
It's $2,999.99. No returns accepted.

Mark Frauenfelder is the founder of Boing Boing and the editor-in-chief of MAKE and Cool Tools. Twitter: @frauenfelder. Come and hear Mark speak at the ALA conference in Chicago on July 1.

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  • irksome

    And it’s lined with CHEESE!

  • Rob Gehrke

    Is this halal / kosher ? On the one hand, it isn’t really made of porc, so…. On the other hand, the imagery is so suggestive…

    On the bright side, the premium Bacon Interior will provide bacon lovers at least several hours of comfort should they be buried alive.

  • William Nicholls

    Wouldn’t a better way to declare your love for bacon be to have your corpse smoked and salt-cured? Mmmmm. Long pig!

  • E T

    some one needs to explain to them what dead means…

  • BigBeautyBoy

    Cremation ready… UltraBook of Death!

  • http://twitter.com/jacksblackheart Blaggard McSorely

    I may have to rethink my cremation plan…

  • niktemadur

    I’d like to see Yakov Smirnoff photobombing that casket.