Bacon-themed coffin


Is there a better way to show your love of bacon forever than to be buried wrapped in it? We don't think so.

This genuine bacon casket is made of 18 Gauge Gasketed Steel with Premium Bacon Exterior/Interior, and includes a Memorial and Record Tube, Adjustable Bed and Mattress and Stationary and Swingbar handles. It also includes a bacon air freshener for when you get that buried-underground, not-so-fresh feeling.
It's $2,999.99. No returns accepted.


  1. Is this halal / kosher ? On the one hand, it isn’t really made of porc, so…. On the other hand, the imagery is so suggestive…

    On the bright side, the premium Bacon Interior will provide bacon lovers at least several hours of comfort should they be buried alive.

  2. Wouldn’t a better way to declare your love for bacon be to have your corpse smoked and salt-cured? Mmmmm. Long pig!

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