Comments on: Linux Tycoon game simulates making your own Linux distro

By: Daneel

Daneel — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 15:59:00 +0000

I’d rather play Advanced Lawnmower Simulator.

By: show me

show me — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:54:00 +0000

If nothing else, it sounds more fun than Street Cleaning Simulator.

By: health-today

health-today — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:35:00 +0000

Can’t wait for the DLC where you have to deal with flamers and trolls on your forum and NPCs who try to fuck the developers upstream for shits and giggles.

By: bajaj new pulsar

bajaj new pulsar — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:29:00 +0000

Well Done Sir,thanks for the information.
As someone who builds and maintains a Linux distro, I’m not entirely sure whether I should be offended or not.

By: Hubris Sonic

Hubris Sonic — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:43:00 +0000

chicks gonna diggit…

By: SoItBegins

SoItBegins — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 08:59:00 +0000

I’ve bought the game, and sadly (while I had high hopes for it) it proves to be rather minimalistic and boring. Instead of the experience of building a distro from a very small thing to a robust thing I was hoping for, there’s two counters that matter: “Bugs” (try to keep it down) and “Workers” (try to raise both Volunteers and Paid). And that’s it.

I recommend saving your $4 for the next Humble Indie Bundle, instead.

By: trefecta

trefecta — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 06:36:00 +0000

I think it’s a problem that urban planners do not, however… Magnasanti?

By: MrEricSir

MrEricSir — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 06:31:00 +0000

If nothing else, it sounds more fun than Street Cleaning Simulator.

By: Steve Pan

Steve Pan — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 06:01:00 +0000

Can’t wait for the DLC where you have to deal with flamers and trolls on your forum and NPCs who try to fuck the developers upstream for shits and giggles.

By: inkfumes

inkfumes — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 05:27:00 +0000

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By: Jorpho

Jorpho — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 05:08:00 +0000

In much the same way that unleashing disasters upon a bustling metropolis can be very satisfying in SimCity, I’d very much like to know more about what possibilities exist in this game for watching everything fall apart spectacularly.

By: heist

heist — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 05:04:00 +0000

seeing as you have the choice, go for “not offended”. it makes the world a better place.

By: shrewdlove

shrewdlove — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 19:17:00 +0000

Why would you find this offensive? Do architects find Sim City Offensive? No.

By: Kendall Weaver

Kendall Weaver — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:56:00 +0000

As someone who builds and maintains a Linux distro, I’m not entirely sure whether I should be offended or not.

By: shadowfirebird

shadowfirebird — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 08:25:00 +0000

Gets my irony award: it’s closed source.

Added coding my own FOSS version to my todo list … just, because.

By: Andrew Lighten

Andrew Lighten — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 06:37:00 +0000

Seriously, guys — April Fool’s Day has been and gone.