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Brass porthole cover for a laundry chute

Cory Doctorow at 1:00 pm Fri, Apr 6, 2012

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Songwriter Allee Willis installed this fab brass porthole cover on her laundry chute. I am tempted to install a laundry chute just so I can follow suit.

As much as I love these they’re not my favorite porthole around here. That honor is reserved for my $11 used-to-be-a-flimsy-brass-mirror porthole that I sunk into the floor and now serves as my laundry chute.

My laundry chute porthole was featured in the Los Angeles Times twice last year alone. When I get completely frustrated writing, painting, making films, curating AWMoK.com and everything else I fill my time with I always think I could go into the business of selling porthole laundry chutes.

Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – 1952 Chris-Craft Portholes (via Neatorama)

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  • mobobo

    beautilitarian

  • Ambiguity

    Very cool, but I would so stub my toe on this three times a week!

    • Diogenes

       Precisely.  That thing is a toe-mangler if I ever saw one.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BOOM27DBLMZQIJVK4BQLE7K5YA Nagurski

       Mine started bleeding spontaneously when I saw the lugs on that thing.

  • robotnik

    Suit! HA! (Actually, most suits are dry-clean only.)

  • Susan Carley Oliver

    Just checked on ebay, and there are plenty of these to be had, quite affordably.  Now, how to rig up a whites/colours/delicates sorting mechanism?

  • Hanglyman

    “My laundry chute porthole was featured in the Los Angeles Times twice last year alone.”

    It’s a cool idea and all, but… what? What?? Which of her friends goes to her house, says, “Hey, that laundry chute porthole is really awesome!”… and then informs the press? Twice?

    • Ian Anthony

      Agreed. I’d rather read about murders, Rick Santorum, and Justin Bieber.

  • robotnik

    Christ, what a brasshole?

  • franko

    for some reason, before i clicked the link, i thought the porthole was going to be in a wall — but in the FLOOR? yeah, i’d trip over that constantly.

  • terrycarroll

    Years ago I put in a brass porthole in my backdoor as a cat hatch. An image can be found here:
    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=271870192901981&set=a.166521456770189.44718.100002370072825&type=1&theater

    • http://plagmada.org Tim H

      That’s in bad taste from the cat’s perspective, being that it’ll have to dog the hatch when the weather starts to blow.  Dog, get it?

  • jwkrk

    I wanted to put in a floor laundry chute during some renovations, turned out it was a safety violation (holes in floor and all that, even with a cover)…

  • robotmonkeys

    Best use of a porthole since my dad installed one in my room as a wall safe when I was 10.