Giant USA sunglasses

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44 Responses to “Giant USA sunglasses”

  1. CaptainPedge says:

    And also some covering over the left eye. These could really screw up your vision

  2. thecardcheat says:

    why?

  3. Mister44 says:

    Fugly and impractical. Do not want.

  4. ChickieD says:

    This is actually THE ugliest design I have ever seen. There are so many ways this could have been cute, and this is not any one of those.

  5. suburbanhick says:

    They need to be rose-colored.

  6. Lemoutan says:

    Rather looks as if somebody has vomited on her.

  7. Deidzoeb says:

    The crossed-eye lawsuits will be flying hot and heavy against these things, based on the class action precedent of Carl Reiner et al v. Navin Johnson.

  8. Bob Scheu says:

    Blame Michigan. Again.

  9. Little John says:

    This post is tagged as “weird” but the way the left-eye vision is treated is, to me, rather eerie.

  10. markbellis says:

    They’re Bono-worthy!

  11. crummett says:

    Does it come with blinders?

  12. This woman looks EXACTLY like an old flame of mine….

  13. tedrock says:

    An Alaska Monocle would be really sweet! (and perhaps a Hawaii choker)

  14. petertrepan says:

    Yo dawg, I heard you like America.

  15. petertrepan says:

    Wait, are these the new goggles that are supposed to be integrated with Google Maps?

  16. Oh, say can you see? 

  17. blueelm says:

    Isn’t this the normal mode of vision for most US citizens? 

  18. ROSSINDETROIT says:

    Bay City MI is the inadequate covering for the left pupil.  In other ways, Bay City is perfectly adequate.

  19. Brainspore says:

    Remember the flag-pin controversy of 2008? Soon every would-be politician is going to have to either don a pair of these or have their patriotism publicly called into question.

  20. CameronLacey says:

    so dumb. it looks like someone crapped on her face.

  21. rtresco says:

    You have to admire the fine detail work on the UP.

  22. Donald Petersen says:

    A Hawaii epaulet would bear an unfortunate resemblance to a shoulderful of bird shit.  Hawaii deserves better, and wisely opted out of this portrait.

  23. vrplumber says:

    I can’t imagine the thought process that came up with such an impractical shape for eyewear, let alone actually manufacturing that monstrosity.

    • penguinchris says:

      Indeed, this would be funny if it was a one-off joke, but it appears that someone’s serious about it and thinks people might actually buy one, and that’s kind of sad.

  24. pjcamp says:

    Sunglasses cover the eyes.

    Watcha got there are nose glasses.

  25. pjcamp says:

    If you flip it, it covers both eyes. And who the hell says Michigan is up anyway? Flipped would certainly make Florida more interesting.

  26. CastanhasDoPara says:

    Crooked, unbalanced and tilted to the right.  Ya know… this is actually a pretty accurate model of the current US. (Still wouldn’t be caught dead wearing those  pieces of junk but to each their own I guess.)

  27. An Infinitude of Tortoises says:

    Watch out for Florida — it’ll poke your eye out!  And the corresponding feature on the glasses seems rather dangerous, too.

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