Giant USA sunglasses


44 Responses to “Giant USA sunglasses”

  1. CaptainPedge says:

    And also some covering over the left eye. These could really screw up your vision

  2. thecardcheat says:


  3. Mister44 says:

    Fugly and impractical. Do not want.

  4. ChickieD says:

    This is actually THE ugliest design I have ever seen. There are so many ways this could have been cute, and this is not any one of those.

  5. suburbanhick says:

    They need to be rose-colored.

  6. Lemoutan says:

    Rather looks as if somebody has vomited on her.

  7. Deidzoeb says:

    The crossed-eye lawsuits will be flying hot and heavy against these things, based on the class action precedent of Carl Reiner et al v. Navin Johnson.

  8. Bob Scheu says:

    Blame Michigan. Again.

  9. Little John says:

    This post is tagged as “weird” but the way the left-eye vision is treated is, to me, rather eerie.

  10. markbellis says:

    They’re Bono-worthy!

  11. crummett says:

    Does it come with blinders?

  12. This woman looks EXACTLY like an old flame of mine….

  13. tedrock says:

    An Alaska Monocle would be really sweet! (and perhaps a Hawaii choker)

  14. petertrepan says:

    Yo dawg, I heard you like America.

  15. petertrepan says:

    Wait, are these the new goggles that are supposed to be integrated with Google Maps?

  16. Oh, say can you see? 

  17. blueelm says:

    Isn’t this the normal mode of vision for most US citizens? 


    Bay City MI is the inadequate covering for the left pupil.  In other ways, Bay City is perfectly adequate.

  19. Brainspore says:

    Remember the flag-pin controversy of 2008? Soon every would-be politician is going to have to either don a pair of these or have their patriotism publicly called into question.

  20. CameronLacey says:

    so dumb. it looks like someone crapped on her face.

  21. rtresco says:

    You have to admire the fine detail work on the UP.

  22. Donald Petersen says:

    A Hawaii epaulet would bear an unfortunate resemblance to a shoulderful of bird shit.  Hawaii deserves better, and wisely opted out of this portrait.

  23. vrplumber says:

    I can’t imagine the thought process that came up with such an impractical shape for eyewear, let alone actually manufacturing that monstrosity.

    • penguinchris says:

      Indeed, this would be funny if it was a one-off joke, but it appears that someone’s serious about it and thinks people might actually buy one, and that’s kind of sad.

  24. pjcamp says:

    Sunglasses cover the eyes.

    Watcha got there are nose glasses.

  25. pjcamp says:

    If you flip it, it covers both eyes. And who the hell says Michigan is up anyway? Flipped would certainly make Florida more interesting.

  26. CastanhasDoPara says:

    Crooked, unbalanced and tilted to the right.  Ya know… this is actually a pretty accurate model of the current US. (Still wouldn’t be caught dead wearing those  pieces of junk but to each their own I guess.)

  27. An Infinitude of Tortoises says:

    Watch out for Florida — it’ll poke your eye out!  And the corresponding feature on the glasses seems rather dangerous, too.

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