Russian TV news reports on flying girl

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  1. This is a sign that the transformation that happened at the end of the book Childhood’s End is beginning now. Fear the telepathic babies, fear them, for we are undergoing this transformation without the guidance of the Overlords. 

    •  1. Nice1 for the “Childhood’s End” tie-in.
      2. Its a fake! There is a strategically placed camera swipe, cut footage, between the time when the lil girl is floating and on ground. Good fake though.

  2. mobuco says:

    come on someone who speaks russian please translate for us

  3. LagerVsAle says:

    Wait…What?

  4. OtherMichael says:

    “Flying?!?!?” She’s obviously just filled with helium, and tethered, at that.

  5. mwiik says:

    Oh what bs, she isn’t flying, just floating a few feet above the ground. That’s easy. Just stand up, believe you can do it, then slowly fall forward.

  6. LaylaSV says:

    Everything in me is begging the universe to please, please let this be real. I am so tired of relentless, insufferable reality.

    • OtherMichael says:

      bug-ticket 987452837468185875124124 entered
      priority: 1
      category: ui

    • Cowicide says:

      I am so tired of relentless, insufferable reality

      Are shrooms scarce in your area?

      • LaylaSV says:

        Relentless, insufferable (collective) reality.  There’s PIKALs enough in the hood but my own, individual, flying girls are no longer sufficient to elevate me beyond the chilly humdrum.

        Wanna fake a UFO landing?

        • Cowicide says:

          Fake?  I’ve got better than that. In July of 2002, I saw real UFO’s over Washington D.C. and NORAD dispatched jets and chased the things only to be dusted by them after they bolted into space.

          I first saw these things myself that night and even called police non-emergency to ask if there was other reports of strange glowing shit flying around in the sky.  The next day I figured it was just some old acid flashbacks or maybe holograms or I dunno… but I did mention it to friends and family.  

          It wasn’t until I later saw the incident reported in the Washington Post who reported scores of other witnesses who saw the same thing (along with NORAD!) that I shat bricks.

          They were not holograms because they showed up on radar.  They moved at speeds that made our fastest jets look like toys.  And, I (among many others throughout D.C.) saw where they went when they were done “playing” with the fighter jets…  they shot all at once into space at speeds that I can only describe as breathtaking.

          Sources!

          http://www.rense.com/general27/bblue.htm
          (Quotes the Washington Post article)

          The same thing happened exactly 50 years to the DAY previously as well:
          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1952_Washington_D.C._UFO_incident

          “Reality” is the only word in the language, that should always be used in quotes.

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwbpr1-2z2A

  7. GuyInMilwaukee says:

    Well that settles it for me.  What more proof could you ask for?

  8. Dwen Dooley says:

    2 comments. 

    1. She clearly had thrown herself at the ground, was distracted, and therefore missed.
    2. I, for one, _welcome_ our young flying female russian overlords.

  9. DoctorG says:

    What makes me suspicious here – well, other than the whole topic of a flying girl – is the cut from when she’s in the air to on the ground.  

  10. Adam says:

    Wait.. the dog’s name is Tarzan?

  11. Great, another shitty viral campaign for a teen angst wobbly movie about super kids.

  12. The In di go Chiiiiiildren!

  13. jandrese says:

    Yeah, it’s pretty obvious the kid is dangling from a wire, and the Blair Witch-o-vision camera work (with extra out-of-focus) isn’t fooling anybody.  

  14. dragonfrog says:

    Looks legit.

  15. Pavel Berlin says:

    C’mon people it’s NTV (HTB) the most lying and stupid of all major Russian channels. And the guy sounds soooo false. He couldn’t even play that prank normally. And yes, dog’s name is Tarzan.

  16. Snig says:

    My daughter loves the local zipline park.  When she asks to go there, her eyes glow and she says “I want to FLY!!”  

  17. xian says:

    Seems pretty obvious to me… her far arm, which you can’t see, is under her coat and pulling up on her pants.

  18. BillGlover says:

    While the hiker’s surprise is understandable and the illusion of flight is certainly humorous, the important thing is that this is, I believe, unique and spectacular footage of one of the most mysterious parts of the cycle of life.

    This is obviously a young mother come to pick her new toddler from the baby tree. It’s difficult to tell from the husk, but it looks like a fine, healthy child. Congratulations, young mother!

  19. Listener43 says:

    I’m shocked, shocked!, at the total lack of concern for the poor traumatised dog. Where is Tarzan now, and is he being helped to deal with this shocking display. His plaintive bark as he discovered the floating child was heart-wrenching!

  20. BadIdeaSociety says:

    If I spotted a flying girl, the last thing I would do is turn my camera away from her. Of course, the girl was not flying

  21. Matthew McPherson says:

    That’s a pretty old video and has been around a good few years on the net. The news station is a little behind the times.

  22. Drabula says:

    The startling legacy of Chernobyl.

  23. info says:

    Since the fall of the USSR, these Russians have really gone soft.

    In my times, he would have immediately performed a nuclear airstrike against the UFO.

  24. Miss Cellania says:

    You know, I used to hang my little brother on a tree branch by his coat, too, but I have refrained from the temptation of doing it to my kids. 

  25. Drabula says:

    In Soviet Russia even gravity does not work right!

  26. Roman Hargrave says:

    This video (the one IN the report) has been around forever. They just got to it now, or is this a repost?

  27. Don’t you people know anything? 
    She’s not flying;  she’s just trying out her new iphone with the 3D location interface. 

  28. Brainspore says:

    No big deal, it’s just an ordinary girl being held up by her invisible dad.

  29. Sigmund_Jung says:

    Nothing is faker than a professional cameraperson trying to look amateurish.

  30. rtresco says:

    Mr. President, we cannot allow a flying child gap!

  31. JIMWICh says:

    “doveryai, no proveryai”

  32. bcsizemo says:

    I’m always amazed how sound never seems to travel in videos.  What is he 100ft from where they are?  Maybe 200?  Unless they are right next to a creek/stream/river I have a hard time believing they couldn’t hear his foot steps through the leaves (not to mention that the dog probably barked a couple of times along the way to where the video starts.)  It’d be more creepy to walk out into an opening and have them sitting there just starring at you.

    And if this girl was actually floating where is the rest of the video where mom and daughter made a quick get away (or fly away)?

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      Are you kidding? The great outdoors sucks up sound. Not only do you not have hard surfaces like walls and ceiling to reflect it back to you, but complex structures like trees and shrubs act like an anechoic chamber.

  33. Bokonon says:

    Nice Viral.  But there is no reason for the guy to have just decided to turn on the video recorder. Totally fake I’m afraid.

  34. timquinn says:

    Fake? really? Where are the pixels, then? Hm?

  35. Пожалуйста, переведите с русского на английский! See also  A Dutch Mechanical Engineer Flying Like A Bird

  36. TK says:

    Watch out, Sally Field!

  37. MattyQ says:

    I remember this video from years ago, circa 2009: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZwbwweF_WQ

    Did the Russian news just get around to talking about it?

  38. Can we get confirmation on if even the news broadcast is real?   The entire thing just reeks of viral marketing.

  39. Jay Sanchez says:

    0:31, there is a red harness under the coat.

  40. BombBlastLightingWaltz says:

    she is definitely flying. Ripley’s is investigating.  

  41. jack says:

    I don’t know what the Russian translation is, but the dog is asking “What’s my motivation?”

  42. I never believed in dogs.

  43. rudeboi says:

    Not only is this story fake, it’s also old. Like two years ago old. This is why people don’t take the paranormal seriously.

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