Comments on: Pizza Hut introduces hot-dog stuffed crust Pizza in UK

By: niktemadur

niktemadur — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 07:43:00 +0000

Once upon a time in Mexico, and this still might be true with a few unfortunate, clueless pizzerias, when you ordered your pie with sausage, it would be a goddamned sliced hot dog wiener.

My theory is that these people would “copy” the Pizza Hut or Domino’s menu, without bothering to order and test the items within, and due to a little Spanish blind spot, would assume that “sausage” and “wiener” were one and the same.

By: Skaffen Amitkashaw

Skaffen Amitkashaw — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 20:41:00 +0000

@
James Turner I had one last night, and it’s not one long sausage. Sadly.

By: mat catastrophe

mat catastrophe — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 16:18:00 +0000

Pizza Hut is not from Britain. It might *in* Britain, but it is not from Britain.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 01:29:00 +0000

I had one of those, it was like a dream.

Not a ‘deep fantasy’ dream, but a realistic ‘everything is surreal’ dream; the kind where I’m naked in my 1st grade class, everyone’s teeth fell out, and the flowers in the carpet have my ex’s screaming face in them.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 01:17:00 +0000

http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/MY%20MIND%20IS%20FULL%20OF%20FUCK%20_94d9eb6eea3608124a1e9fe6b0e64f0e.jpg

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 01:16:00 +0000

I think the Scottish came up with deep fried pizza.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 01:13:00 +0000

I wonder why it isn’t just regular italian sausage.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 01:12:00 +0000

Well my gramps used to make loaves stuffed with pig brains, so no.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 01:11:00 +0000

The put mayo on pizza don’t they?

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 01:09:00 +0000

But it’s from Britain

By: Adam Pearce

Adam Pearce — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 00:58:00 +0000

I had a cheese stuffed sausage stuffed (not a typo) 4 layered pizza at a place called Debonaire’s Pizza in South Africa back in 2010 — sorry folks America is behind this particular curve.

This was the prototype to what i had … the sausage was called something like a cheesy-grilla

http://www.debonairs.co.za/Resource/Get/453?defaultImage=~%2FContent%2FImg%2FDefault%2Fno-image-185×95.png

By: travtastic

travtastic — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:11:00 +0000

This is officially the point where civilization starts to just parody itself.

By: efergus3

efergus3 — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 22:56:00 +0000

Turducken pizza.

By: Jeremy Hill

Jeremy Hill — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 21:23:00 +0000

I worked at a Pizza Hut in high school and college so I can say the writer of this article obviously didn’t pay much attention when he did the same.
The ‘developer’ he talks about spraying on the dough is just canned oil, something you’d put on any dough you that’s going to rise in a container with a lid on it.

Not that I’m well removed from the equation, I can eat Pizza Hut again and actually find it to be a treat I rarely see here in Chicago with so many other options available. I like it the same way I like Taco Bell or cheap chinese food; not as a replacement for something more authentic, but as a entirely separate experience.

By: Frank Diekman

Frank Diekman — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 19:32:00 +0000

An blog post I read recently pointed out that Pizza Hut’s Twitter feed is almost excusively people complaining about the low quality of their products and service. I inagine the Pizza Hut execs saying, “Hot dog stuffed crust pizza! That will turn things around for us!”

By: terry childers

terry childers — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 19:20:00 +0000

don’t give them any ideas, no matter how good your idea is :)

By: terry childers

terry childers — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 19:19:00 +0000

further proof that fast food companies hate their customers. just like taco bell and the doritos shell. fuck’s sake.

By: Rich Keller

Rich Keller — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 19:14:00 +0000

Yeah, as much as I liked the bacon doughnut, I don’t see a need to eat another one for a good long time. I was disturbed at how much I liked the caramelized bacon.

I’d like to make a pizza that is nothing but a series of concentric stuffed crusts, starting with a very pizza-like one in the center, i.e. sausage, mushrooms and cheese, and eventually ending with something very dessert-like stuffed in the crust at the edge, like Nutella or baklava.

By: penguinchris

penguinchris — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 18:50:00 +0000

Those things go together, though – breakfast flavors (pancakes, maple syrup, bacon – a tasty breakfast). I’ve had one too. We saw them at the donut shop (a small place with some of the best donuts I’ve ever had, run by a SE Asian family in Huntington Beach) and got it sort of as a joke – like a “we have to try it” kind of thing – and it was really great. Not sure I’d eat one more than once every couple of years though.

Anyway, the point is, hot dogs don’t really go with pizza IMO.

By: SomeGuyNamedMark

SomeGuyNamedMark — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 18:08:00 +0000

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1447/saturday-night-live-taco-town

By: Rich Keller

Rich Keller — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:33:00 +0000

I ate a maple doughnut with candied bacon on it yesterday. So, who am I to judge?

By: twianto

twianto — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:29:00 +0000

Well… corn _is_ American after all.

By: rak

rak — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:25:00 +0000

By: twianto

twianto — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:23:00 +0000

“Hamburger pizza”, “sausage roll” and “cheesy roll” says the ad. Also, it’s for “this summer”. :-/ Yet I say the pizza isn’t complete; surely there are other things you can use as pizza toppings?

(Japan is kind of a competitive pizza market. They have to come up with new crazy shit constantly to one-up the competition. See Pizza-La.)

By: Dan Hibiki

Dan Hibiki — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:55:00 +0000

I was in Austria and saw corn on an “American” pizza.

By: pjk

pjk — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:23:00 +0000

HOLY SHIT.

By: Stooge

Stooge — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:20:00 +0000

Italian sausage isn’t something you would ever find on a pizza in Italy.

Well, maybe in an art gallery, next to the cans of shit.

By: Vincenzo Ravina

Vincenzo Ravina — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 15:55:00 +0000

When I was at a Pizza Hut in London this summer, they had an “American pizza” that had on it, I believe, niblets of corn and gravy. Confirm or deny.

Somewhere else in Europe, I saw an “American” pizza that had two sunny side up eggs on it.

By: Listener43

Listener43 — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 15:52:00 +0000

Vulpes Abnocto ftw.

By: autark

autark — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 15:33:00 +0000

yo dawg, i heard you like pizza, so we put a pizza in your pizza…