Russian City Always On the Watch Against Being Sucked Into the Earth

That's the headline in the New York Times. Really, what more do I need to say?

• [surreality]

  We will fight the holes… WITH SCIENCE!

  • [Iron Clad Burrito]

    “We will fight the holes… WITH PUTIN!”
    Fixed that for you.

• [Chuck]

  See what happens when you drill a hole to Hell?

  • [Felton / Moderator]

    Wait, is this another Lovecraft post?

    • [Chuck]

      I was just referencing this story…

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Well_to_Hell_hoax

• [Graysmith]

  The Swedish mining town of Kiruna is currently in the early stages of moving its city center as the mine’s expansion is threatening the stability of the ground where it currently is. Most buildings will be demolished and rebuilt, but some of them, like the City Hall will be moved.

• [Antinous / Moderator]

  Needs more Stephen Dorff.

• [niktemadur]

  Replace “Russian City” with “London” and voilá, you’ve got yourself a Dr Who episode.

  • [Wreckrob8]

    If you are going to use accents that should be a grave and not an acute accent.

    • [Andrew Kane]

       Et voilà!