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Correction: Plankton are awesome

Maggie Koerth-Baker at 10:58 am Wed, Apr 18, 2012

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In Before the Lights Go Out, my new book about the future of energy, I made a joke about the formation of fossil fuels that I would like to rescind.

"All three fossil fuels come from the same place—ancient plants and animals that died and were buried beneath layers of earth and rock, often millions of years before dinosaurs roamed this planet. (That's right. Oil isn't made from dinosaurs. But an apatosaurus makes a better corporate mascot than a phytoplankton does.)"

After watching this video about the secret lives of plankton, produced by TEDEducation and marine biologist Tierney Thys, I feel that the above statement is in error. Clearly, plankton—including phytoplankton, which are just tiny plants, as opposed to zooplankton, which are tiny animals—would make excellent mascots. Somebody at Standard Oil really dropped the ball on this one.

Side Note: I found this video through a link to The Kid Should See This, a blog that aggregates kid-friendly wonders from science, art, technology, and more. If you aren't reading it, you should be. Even if you don't have kids.

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Maggie Koerth-Baker is the science editor at BoingBoing.net. She writes a monthly column for The New York Times Magazine and is the author of Before the Lights Go Out, a book about electricity, infrastructure, and the future of energy. You can find Maggie on Twitter and Facebook.

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  • xzzy

    Really just has me wishing Spore hadn’t been such a dud of a game.

    • http://twitter.com/incarnedine_v Dan Hibiki

       such a shame too. they had all the perfect building blocks, just not game to put them in.

  • gwailo_joe

    up with plankton!

  • Shai_Hulud

    Saw that fascinating video via TED, but thanks for the link to “The Kid Should See This” which points to more plankton beauty http://www.planktonchronicles.org/en

  • sam hammer

    All the small stuff is great. We should spend more time learning from it…

    http://scientistartist.blogspot.com/2012/04/is-there-creativity-dna.html

  • http://devojane.blogspot.com devophill

    Do people really think oil is literally made of dinosaurs? I thought everybody was just using that as a cute metaphor.

  • alphagirl

     I cannot resist this opportunity to mention that sunfish (mola mola) are classified as plankton due to their inability to swim against currents.

  • pjcamp

    You can say “Apatosaurus” all you want but we all know the Sinclair dinosaur was an effing BRONTOSAURUS!

    Brontosaurus! Yeah!

  • rsam

    Phytoplankton are actually tiny protists and bacteria, not plants! Protists are also awesome. Evidence: slime molds. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIEggUBoivY