On fine rum, Blackberries and iPhones

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11 Responses to “On fine rum, Blackberries and iPhones”

  1. Brainspore says:

    Also, what kind of skeezeball cheapskate asshole tries to get an evening with an escort for thirty bucks? (Note: question is rhetorical.)

  2. acb says:

    By which token, sex with one’s own partner would be like dumpster diving?

    • Brainspore says:

      No, having a long-term partner is the most expensive sex of all.

      (…AND TOTALLY WORTH IT, HONEY!)

      • Finnagain says:

         you are so busted.

      • Antinous / Moderator says:

        I was having a conversation with some woman in a beauty supply store wherein I mentioned that I got free haircuts from the person with whom I was living.  She pinned me down with her steely gaze and said (very accurately), “Honey, those haircuts are costing you $1,000 apiece.”

        • Paul Renault says:

          If you’re paying ‘$1,000 apiece’, you’re getting all that other stuff from the person you’re living with, for free.

          I’d say you’re probably ahead..er, on top…um, ‘in the black’?

  3. Roy Blake says:

    Never mind the morality, these guys should be fired for incompetence. How can they call themselves the secret service if they can’t even keep a frat party secret?

  4. suburbanhick says:

    Is there really such a thing as “fine rum”? AFAICT, it all tastes like gasoline.

    • Paul Renault says:

       Black Seal, my son!

      Just the thing after some fish and brewis!

      • suburbanhick says:

        Lord thunderin’ Jebus – I haven’t had fish n’ brewis in what seems like forever! And I’d kill for some of my old neighbour’s touton….

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