New world record for letting bees crawl all over you


27 Responses to “New world record for letting bees crawl all over you”

  1. SpaceOtter says:

    And I’ve just set the world record for being creeped out.

  2. Kyle Buchanan says:

    Can I go for the world record of letting kittens crawl all over me? That seems more pleasant, and I bet if I were laying down you could fit a lot of them onto me.

  3. ciphin78 says:

    Um, why?

    • echolocate chocolate says:

       Cause some other guy got less bees on them and this dude was like, psssh, only 200,000 bees? I could get at least another 100,000 on me. It’s like being at the #1 spot on the high score table for World’s Best Beekeeper.

  4. Rich Keller says:

    The apprentice is either an apprentice beekeeper or an apprentice incense waver. Definitely not an apprentice manicurist. I haven’t seen nails like that since Lo Pan in Big Trouble in Little China.

    • M Carlson says:

       I was going to ask the same thing. The bees I can handle, the long fingernails on a dude skeeves me out. I have no idea why. Maybe cause they’re not clean. Reminds me of homelessness, drugs and despair.

      • Bill Vincent says:

         In some cultures, the *original* idea was, if you were wealthy, you did no manual labor and could grow such nails. If you were poor, you did hard labor and such nails were impossible to grow. It’s gone from that to simply being fashionable now.

  5. TheMudshark says:

    How do they count them?

  6. woodly says:

    Sweet coke nails, mang.

  7. 10xor01 says:

    Sweet!  So I only need 331,001 bees to make it into Guinness!

  8. i am please to announce that after years of intense daily training, i am tied for the world record of NOT letting any bees crawl on me. there are currently ZERO BEES on my body. i am at the top of my game.

  9. Brian Johnson says:

    Yeah. Bees, neat. LOOK AT THOSE FINGERNAILS.

  10. psycho_chick says:

    Why do people keep bothering to do meaningless “record breaking” b.s. like this?  It’s been done to death with not many people caring about any of the previous “records”….  Maybe they are just bored??

  11. Cowicide says:

    What a wimp blocking the nostrils like that.  I want those bees inside me.

  12. M Carlson says:

    Don’t worry. Bee happy (with apologies to Bobby McFerrin).

  13. A. . says:

    Earplugs are Very Important.

  14. re404 says:

    What about Jeroen Eisinga’s Springtime ? :

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