Pizza Hut introduces a food-like pizza ringed with fractal cheeseburgers


59 Responses to “Pizza Hut introduces a food-like pizza ringed with fractal cheeseburgers”

  1. Fornicus says:

    These are fractals how?

  2. Mantissa128 says:

    When the cheese-stuffed crust came out, they said it would be years before they found a new place to put cheese. That day has come, and I am glad. Rejoice!

  3. emo hex says:

    End of the world’s near, so eat up!

  4. Made me one with everything

  5. speno says:

    I’m impressed that someone thought this was worth trying.

  6. Antinous / Moderator says:

    We had a patient who owned a pizza place.  His family brought us special pizzas every day that were about two inches deep and filled with every imaginable kind of meats and cheeses.  Life has seemed a little pale since then.

  7. coop says:

    Personally, I find basic Pizza Hut products to be well beyond the “envelope of edibility”. This just makes me want to hurl.

  8. Deidzoeb says:

    I appreciate how they’ve dubbed it with the voice of John Belushi from the old SNL Cheeseburga, Cheeseburga sketches.

  9. Ryan Holmes says:

    Isnt it about time we had the Rapture or something? 

  10. OriGuy says:

    Appropriate that they call it “Royal”. It looks like something that would be served to Henry VIII.

  11. timquinn says:

    Next stop . . . Chaos!

  12. Saucy Sierpinski Taco Triangle Deep Dish Pizza Placenta.

  13. jimh says:

    If these are what they look like in the ADS, I’m not even tempted to find out what they’ll look like when you order one…

  14. vrplumber says:

    So I guess the next step would be replacing the burgers in the crust with a ring of tiny pizzas, and each of the tiny pizzas could have a tiny cheese stuffed crust.

    • PinkWithIndignation says:

      And there would be a smaller pizza inside each of the pizzas. Recursive!

      • Mantissa128 says:

        “Yes, I’d like a recursive Crown Carnival to depth level 6, and umm… Lyapunov exponent 1.2, with extra eigenvectors. Oh! And extra cheese.”

  15. BarBarSeven says:

    Pizza with fractal cheeseburgers, I know, I know, it’s serious.

  16. ackpht says:

    Does that come with a side of Mandelbread?

  17. Geoff Arnold says:

    This is very similar to some of the Pizza Hut products in China. I’ve eaten stuff that resembles those pictures (including some with a ring of shrimps) in Shenzhen and Xi’an.

    Of course in China, Pizza Hut is an up-market restaurant….

  18. Cowicide says:

    I have to admit it does almost look food-like.

  19. BookGuy says:

    That’s all well and good, but if I can’t order one completely smothered in rich, creamery butter, then they can go to hell.

  20. oasisob1 says:

    Don’t forget to check out the Romanian Crown Crust pizza, with spreadable cheese:

  21. Terranex says:

    I want to put one of these inside of me.

  22. Hanglyman says:

    And I thought Japanese pizzas were weird, with their squid ink, mayonnaise, potato slices and sweet corn…

  23. MelSkunk says:

    And for those days when you can’t decide AYAM or KEJU*, Pizza Hut Indonesia has your back with THEIR Crown Crust

    For some reason I’ve always found international commercials of familiar restaurants fascinating. Spent a happy afternoon Googling Filipino McDonalds commercials once. 

    *chicken or cheese

  24. LinkMan says:

    Cheeseburgers?  Now that’s what I call a pizza!

    Life imitates art imitates life.  (apologies to those ex-USA who don’t know how to spoof a US IP)

  25. Next iteration will include an outer soda ring.  Then we will all implode.

  26. zombiebob says:

    great, like we aren’t already a bunch of fat fucks. that said, if the cheeseburger had cheddar and not american “cheese”, I’d eat that evil sexy yummy crap

  27. Stefan Jones says:

    I can think of no better occasion to say:

    “What the . . . I can’t even . . .”

    These horrors are the pizza equivalent of those gelatin mold “salads” that contain sliced cucumbers, chunks of fish, cheese and cherry tomatoes.

  28. theophrastvs says:

    Ignignokt: Tell me.. Were there Weenie Wraps?
    Meatwad: Microwavable, but Weenie Wraps none-the-less.
    Ignignokt: Weenie Wraps intrigue me.
    Meatwad: Yep. And they have Burger Drops-
    Master Shake: Burger Drops?!
    Meatwad: -and burrito cakes-
    Master Shake: I thought they stopped making those.
    Meatwad: -and pizza balls
    Master Shake: Pizza balls?!
    Ignignokt: Were there Lil’ Turkey Muffins?
    Meatwad: They have Lil, regular and mega.

    ((nutz… it’s either individual paragraphs or the font from satan’s underwear drawer))

  29. niktemadur says:

    First, when you can’t decide between pizza and a hot dog.
    Very soon after, when you can’t decide between pizza and a burger.

    This ain’t fractal, this is spiral.  Spiral downwards…

  30. atimoshenko says:

    Can we stuff hotdogs into the crust around the cheeseburgers? That spot looking a little too barren of meat-product right now.

  31. Daemonworks says:

    Stop screwing with pizza crusts – it’s already the best part of most pizzas.

  32. penguinchris says:

    I’ll have a Royal with Cheese(burger)

  33. Nash Rambler says:

    I think I’ma gonna be sick.

  34. mudpup says:

    Where is the BACON!

  35. Diogenes says:

    Put that on the table in front of a bunch of college kids at 11 p.m. and it will disappear faster than a balloon at a porcupine’s birthday party.

  36. rtresco says:

    This made my day – funny Boing Boing comment threads are the best on the internet. There needs to be a way to Like a thread in general, and those with the most likes can be read somewhere…FOREVER.

  37. TheMudshark says:

    Those are so royal, I can just picture the Queen of England sinking her 3rd teeth into one of these suckers. Nevertheless, “royal” doesn´t do it for me anymore, since I, as a truly discerning customer, don´t go for anything less than “premium”.

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