Comments on: Pizza Hut introduces a food-like pizza ringed with fractal cheeseburgers

By: Diogenes

Diogenes — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 00:09:00 +0000

Only if it’s been dead long enough to pass for Spam on toothpicks.

By: Diogenes

Diogenes — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 00:04:00 +0000

Naw, pedal hard and you burn like crazy. Besides, the world looks nicer from a bike.

By: TheMudshark

TheMudshark — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:40:00 +0000

Those are so royal, I can just picture the Queen of England sinking her 3rd teeth into one of these suckers. Nevertheless, “royal” doesn´t do it for me anymore, since I, as a truly discerning customer, don´t go for anything less than “premium”.

By: rtresco

rtresco — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:44:00 +0000

This made my day – funny Boing Boing comment threads are the best on the internet. There needs to be a way to Like a thread in general, and those with the most likes can be read somewhere…FOREVER.

By: dragonfrog

dragonfrog — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:18:00 +0000

*Only applies if you live at the summit of a Rocky Mountain, and your bike is a steel-framed single-speed cruiser.

By: Paul Renault

Paul Renault — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:44:00 +0000

NDG Patisserie, 515 Provost, in (formerly) Lachine.
I haven’t been in years, but according to Streetview, it’s still there.

By: Noah Saber-Freedman

Noah Saber-Freedman — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:50:00 +0000

i live in montreal and where is this?! sounds suspiciously like a pendeli’s creation.

By: OtherMichael

OtherMichael — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:04:00 +0000

Well they couldn’t call it a “quarter-pounder-with-cheese pizza”, could they?

By: OtherMichael

OtherMichael — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:03:00 +0000

Meat-ends FTW (again)!

By: OtherMichael

OtherMichael — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:02:00 +0000

Meat-ends FTW!

By: Dan Hibiki

Dan Hibiki — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:21:00 +0000

you put a porcupine in front of a bunch of collage kids at 11 p.m. and it will disappear too.

By: Diogenes

Diogenes — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:08:00 +0000

Put that on the table in front of a bunch of college kids at 11 p.m. and it will disappear faster than a balloon at a porcupine’s birthday party.

By: Diogenes

Diogenes — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:05:00 +0000

Okay, then make it lamb jerky!

By: Diogenes

Diogenes — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:03:00 +0000

Ride your bike to and fro and you’ll burn it off.

By: Diogenes

Diogenes — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:02:00 +0000

Now that was pretty darn clever.

By: Ernest Valdemar

Ernest Valdemar — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:46:00 +0000

Dude, this is Pizza Hut Middle East. The closest bacon is in Greece.

By: mudpup

mudpup — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:56:00 +0000

Where is the BACON!

By: Mantissa128

Mantissa128 — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:38:00 +0000

“Yes, I’d like a recursive Crown Carnival to depth level 6, and umm… Lyapunov exponent 1.2, with extra eigenvectors. Oh! And extra cheese.”

By: digi_owl

digi_owl — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:04:00 +0000

Demolition man, anyone?

By: digi_owl

digi_owl — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:04:00 +0000

Sounds like something a ninja turtle would order.

By: Nash Rambler

Nash Rambler — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:03:00 +0000

I think I’ma gonna be sick.

By: Paul Renault

Paul Renault — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:12:00 +0000

When I was still living in Montreal, there was an Italian deli about a block away. They made a ‘kitchen sink’ pizza with tomatoes/paste, onions, and the chopped-up butt ends of all the deli meats. Two bucks for a square and your lunch was taken care of.

By: Wreckrob8

Wreckrob8 — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:36:00 +0000

Cheese was (and still is) for the peasants!

By: selfish

selfish — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 07:42:00 +0000

MadTV to the rescue!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPxOxfOLUyk

By: penguinchris

penguinchris — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 07:10:00 +0000

I’ll have a Royal with Cheese(burger)

By: Daemonworks

Daemonworks — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 07:04:00 +0000

Stop screwing with pizza crusts – it’s already the best part of most pizzas.

By: atimoshenko

atimoshenko — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:59:00 +0000

Can we stuff hotdogs into the crust around the cheeseburgers? That spot looking a little too barren of meat-product right now.

By: ymendel

ymendel — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:11:00 +0000

I don’t know what you do for a living, but based on this comment alone I’m going to guess it’s in the cardiology field.

By: niktemadur

niktemadur — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:09:00 +0000

First, when you can’t decide between pizza and a hot dog.
Very soon after, when you can’t decide between pizza and a burger.

This ain’t fractal, this is spiral. Spiral downwards…

By: theophrastvs

theophrastvs — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 04:41:00 +0000

Ignignokt: Tell me.. Were there Weenie Wraps?
Meatwad: Microwavable, but Weenie Wraps none-the-less.
Ignignokt: Weenie Wraps intrigue me.
Meatwad: Yep. And they have Burger Drops-
Master Shake: Burger Drops?!
Meatwad: -and burrito cakes-
Master Shake: I thought they stopped making those.
Meatwad: -and pizza balls
Master Shake: Pizza balls?!
Ignignokt: Were there Lil’ Turkey Muffins?
Meatwad: They have Lil, regular and mega.

((nutz… it’s either individual paragraphs or the font from satan’s underwear drawer))