Cory Doctorow at 11:17 pm Wed, Apr 25, 2012
ADVERTISE AT BOING BOING!
Domino's Japan is giving away this nifty lightsaber cutlery with its otherwise undistinguished and unworthy pizzas.
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Kellogg’s is doing a similar promotion in Italy for the re-release of Episode One in 3D.
obviously i have them all. :)
I find their lack of spork disturbing.
Use the forks, Homer!
The truth is there is no spoon
If you’re eating pizza, what good is a spoon?
…or a fork?
I usually use a fork to eat pizza. It’s sacrilege to some, but it depends on the style of pizza – I wouldn’t use a fork in NYC for NYC-style pizza for example, but I usually go for something thicker if I’m not eating on-the-go.
Actually, given it’s Japan, shouldn’t they have gone with chopsticks? Just as useless for eating pizza, but way cooler lightsabers!
Meh, the one that came in my cereal a few years back lit up.
If Darth Maul had carried a lightsaber shaped like a fork I might have found him frightening.
Japanese pizza needs a spoon for their crab roe, canned corn and mayonnaise pizza.
I got a pair of light-sabre chopsticks for my birthday from my dear wife. They’re smooth and round, which makes it tricky to use in a practical manner, but worth the effort if only to watch the amused faces of my 5 and 7 year old daughters while I chomp down dinner…
So the fork and spoon will plug into each other, but will two spoons or two forks? I suddenly had an image of eating my breakfast cereal with a double-ended spoon, like a kayaker navigating white water.
Japanese eat pizza with a spoon?
Clearly, the weapons of Darth Ramsay.
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