Attention people born in the 1990s: please do not have sex in Chinese gondola


20 Responses to “Attention people born in the 1990s: please do not have sex in Chinese gondola”

  1. gregbaker says:

    I have been told that the (mainland) Chinese refer to the “after 90s” generation almost like North Americans say “millennials”. Roughly, those are the ones who have grown up with  influence from the outside world and have a more global perspective: they are very different from their parents.

    So the closest culturally-aware translation is probably something like “keep your pants on, hippies”.

    Edit: I can’t find much (English) reference to that cultural divide, but this mentions it, at least:

  2. tylerdurden says:

    Phew, I’m safe.

  3. Teirhan says:

    Well, there go my summer plans.

    wait, i was born in the eighties!


  4. SamSam says:

    Oh man, people born in the ’90s are allowed to have sex now?

  5. Felton / Moderator says:

    I would have assumed the image on that sign meant “no CPR allowed.”

  6. bo_burger says:

    This gives me an idea for my next trip to Palm Springs.  

    • Lobster says:

       Is that what they’re calling it these days?

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      The first time I rode that thing, they were playing Cher’s greatest hits all the way up. It was very weird.

      • niktemadur says:

        There is or was a large framed picture of hard-drinkin’ Leslie Nielsen in his wilderness years (pre-”Airplane!”) in the departure lounge, which I found a bit bizarre and not as funny as the original “Naked Gun”, but waaay funnier than “33 1/3:  The Final Insult”.

  7. ChicagoD says:

    Wait, those kids were totally not doing what the sign showed. They were doing more of a face to face, not cowgirl. WTF, China? WTF? Oh wait. Is that a pun?

  8. homer2324 says:

    The sign reads
    “There are risks in high places,Love Love be careful”

    The first sentence is self-explanatory.The second sentence’s meaning: 

    “Love Love” – referring to intercourse, or simply sexual activities in general 
    “be careful” – probably intended means “think twice”Therefore, the sign can be interpreted as “There are risks high up in the air, think twice before you act sexually.”However, it can also be interpreted as ‘There are risks high up in the air, be careful when you act sexually.’

  9. eselqueso says:

    But… everyone wants to join the 100 M high club!

  10. SomeGuyNamedMark says:

    So are other positions allowed?

  11. Nash Rambler says:


  12. niktemadur says:

    Wait, it’s confusing… since the nineties per se began on January 1, 1991, do people born in 1990 count?  If they don’t, then people born in 2000 surely DO count, as the “noughties” didn’t begin until (you guessed it) January 1, 2o01.

    It shouldn’t be a problem now, but just wait a few years, when the hormones start a-flowing!

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