FAA puts man who recorded in-flight bird collision on double secret probation

Grant Cardone used his tablet to record a mid-flight bird-strike on a Delta flight from LFK to LAX. He disobeyed a crewmember who ordered him to stop recording. The FAA is very disappointed in Cardone, so they've put him on a special, nebulous list:

Your failure to comply with flight attendant instructions during a critical phase of flight and an aircraft emergency could have affected the safe outcome of the flight… We have given consideration to all of the facts. In lieu of legal enforcement action (a civil penalty), we are issuing this letter which will be made a matter of record for a period of two years, after which, the record will be expunged.

Anyone know what happens to fliers who are on FAA Double Secret Probation? Do they get an extra dose of radiation from the pornoscanner?

FAA Scolds Passenger For Using iPad To Shoot Video Of Bird Strike

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