Ugly pancake contest seeks your entries

Saipancakes, who normally makes astounding pancakes like the ones above, had a rather spectacular pancakefail (right), prompting him to inaugurate an ugly pancake contest: "Rules: 1. It must be mostly pancake batter, and cooked like a pancake; 2. You (or someone) must eat it. You have until Saturday, May 19, to send me a photo of your creation. Winner will be chosen by my 4-year-old son. Honorable mentions will also be included on the site. Send your photo(s), title, and explanation to..."

Ugly Pancake Contest



  1. That’s not a fail. It’s a lovely buffalo turd. I like how he captured all the undigested grasses.

  2. Who are these creative amazing parents?  Everywhere I turn there are parents engaging in Darwinian Operas of Magnificence.  What am I doing with my kid?  Infinity Blade II…hangs head.

    But if I was not lazy, some ideas:

    Double Helix
    2D Bucky Ball (yes, I recognize the inherent oxymoron)
    Venn Diagram
    HIV outer coat protein structure
    Homer Simpson

    If his son was 12…boobs?

  3. I think the Apollonian Gasket is best for maximum butter and syrup placement, though it is admittedly skimpy on actual pancake.

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