Comments on: Human "Ingredients-List" shirt http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Sun, 19 May 2013 03:29:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: ♡ Malcolm Jackson http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1423542 ♡ Malcolm Jackson Mon, 14 May 2012 18:47:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1423542 Haha, fabulous! I bought one :) Haha, fabulous! I bought one :)

]]> By: PabloAblufiaBodente http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1423445 PabloAblufiaBodente Mon, 14 May 2012 17:45:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1423445 if we contain 110,000 calories, why are there no fat zombies ? if we contain 110,000 calories, why are there no fat zombies ?

]]> By: disqus_ktvz http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1423084 disqus_ktvz Mon, 14 May 2012 04:10:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1423084 Interesting. I'd like three, but I cannot find where to remove the silkscreen top part of "Contents: One Amazing Person" and to place the Nutritional Facts on the Back! Interesting. I’d like three, but I cannot find where to remove the silkscreen top part of “Contents: One Amazing Person” and to place the Nutritional Facts on the Back!

]]> By: Colin Curry http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1422770 Colin Curry Sun, 13 May 2012 00:15:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1422770 Sounds tasty. Don't think I could eat a whole one. Sounds tasty. Don’t think I could eat a whole one.

]]> By: Colin Curry http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1422771 Colin Curry Sun, 13 May 2012 00:15:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1422771 Sounds tasty. Don't think I could eat a whole one. Sounds tasty. Don’t think I could eat a whole one.

]]> By: 10xor01 http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1422457 10xor01 Sat, 12 May 2012 05:01:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1422457 Morbo appreciates your nutritional labels!  Now prepare to be devoured by his mighty jaw pathetic human! Morbo appreciates your nutritional labels!  Now prepare to be devoured by his mighty jaw pathetic human!

]]> By: Marc Mielke http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1422324 Marc Mielke Sat, 12 May 2012 00:54:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1422324 Serving size 1? I don't think even the fattest cannibal could eat an entire person in one sitting! Call "Man vs. Food"! Serving size 1? I don’t think even the fattest cannibal could eat an entire person in one sitting! Call “Man vs. Food”!

]]> By: picklefactory http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1422158 picklefactory Fri, 11 May 2012 21:43:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1422158 So does it change the 80kg listing depending whether you order S/M/L/XL? :D So does it change the 80kg listing depending whether you order S/M/L/XL? :D

]]> By: Logolepsy http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1422115 Logolepsy Fri, 11 May 2012 20:58:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1422115 "[...] about 39 million sperm cell and/or 500 thousand egg cells [...]" Why "and/or"? Could somebody explain this to me? Are hermaphrodites able to produce both kinds of cells? Oh, yeah, by the way... Nice t-shirt. “[...] about 39 million sperm cell and/or 500 thousand egg cells [...]”

Why “and/or”? Could somebody explain this to me? Are hermaphrodites able to produce both kinds of cells?

Oh, yeah, by the way… Nice t-shirt.

]]> By: Preston Sturges http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1422099 Preston Sturges Fri, 11 May 2012 20:47:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1422099 It needs a biohazard label and maybe disposal instructions. It needs a biohazard label and maybe disposal instructions.

]]> By: EggyToast http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1422091 EggyToast Fri, 11 May 2012 20:37:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1422091  Actually it does state that there are more bacteria in the digestive tract than all of the human cells combined. So...  Actually it does state that there are more bacteria in the digestive tract than all of the human cells combined. So…

]]> By: PNWchemist http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1422090 PNWchemist Fri, 11 May 2012 20:36:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1422090 "various chemicals with a street value over 3.50 USD" “various chemicals with a street value over 3.50 USD”

]]> By: Preston Sturges http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1422048 Preston Sturges Fri, 11 May 2012 20:10:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1422048 There was a Zappa t-shirt that said something like "Warning - This t-shirt contains one person that a truly free society would not be afraid of..." http://www.store.livenation.com/Product.aspx?cp=13281_16771_971_4041_9096&pc=ZPCT31&src=BASE1741 There was a Zappa t-shirt that said something like “Warning – This t-shirt contains one person that a truly free society would not be afraid of…”

http://www.store.livenation.com/Product.aspx?cp=13281_16771_971_4041_9096&pc=ZPCT31&src=BASE1741

]]> By: bluest_one http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1422019 bluest_one Fri, 11 May 2012 19:54:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1422019 Does it mention anywhere that 90% of cells are non-human? Hmmm? Didn't think so! This is a fucking disgrace! Goddamned fraudsters peddling their shonky goods! Someone should do something, or something. Does it mention anywhere that 90% of cells are non-human? Hmmm?

Didn’t think so!

This is a fucking disgrace! Goddamned fraudsters peddling their shonky goods! Someone should do something, or something.

]]> By: SamSam http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1422006 SamSam Fri, 11 May 2012 19:41:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1422006 Overlapping sets. This box contains 500 grams of steel, and, hey, it also happens to contain 100 screws which could be really useful to you. I'm a male and also am a really cool guy. This post contains 248 characters and also contains 43 words. Overlapping sets.

This box contains 500 grams of steel, and, hey, it also happens to contain 100 screws which could be really useful to you.

I’m a male and also am a really cool guy.

This post contains 248 characters and also contains 43 words.

]]> By: Matthew Miller http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1422004 Matthew Miller Fri, 11 May 2012 19:39:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1422004 I would totally buy one that just says "One Person". Maybe it's my Mennonite upbringing, but I'd feel kind of like a jerk wearing a shirt overtly claiming my own awesomeness. I would totally buy one that just says “One Person”. Maybe it’s my Mennonite upbringing, but I’d feel kind of like a jerk wearing a shirt overtly claiming my own awesomeness.

]]> By: misscleocallmenow http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1422001 misscleocallmenow Fri, 11 May 2012 19:34:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1422001 I'd buy this shirt if it said "One Human Being". So that at a distance, I don't look like the self-centered jerk I really am. I’d buy this shirt if it said “One Human Being”. So that at a distance, I don’t look like the self-centered jerk I really am.

]]> By: Stephen Schenck http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1421998 Stephen Schenck Fri, 11 May 2012 19:29:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1421998 The literalist in me takes issues with the fact that the "Ingredients by weight" tally-up to 100%, so how can there then be "Also contains"? The literalist in me takes issues with the fact that the “Ingredients by weight” tally-up to 100%, so how can there then be “Also contains”?

]]> By: Blinde Schildpad http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1421986 Blinde Schildpad Fri, 11 May 2012 19:19:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1421986 Say, are we all aware of the fact that this Mr. so-called "Qwantz" is actually Ryan North of <a href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php" rel="nofollow">Dinosaur Comics</a>, which basically makes him cooler than liquid helium?  Yes?  Allright, then. Say, are we all aware of the fact that this Mr. so-called “Qwantz” is actually Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics, which basically makes him cooler than liquid helium? 

Yes? 

Allright, then.

]]> By: nothingsmonstered http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1421979 nothingsmonstered Fri, 11 May 2012 19:13:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1421979 Active ingredients? Drug interaction warnings? Possible side effects? Where, for the love of all that's holy, are the damn directions?!? Active ingredients? Drug interaction warnings? Possible side effects?

Where, for the love of all that’s holy, are the damn directions?!?

]]> By: goblinbox http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1421974 goblinbox Fri, 11 May 2012 19:08:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1421974 I LOVE THIS. I LOVE THIS.

]]> By: digi_owl http://boingboing.net/2012/05/11/human-ingredients-list-shi.html#comment-1421964 digi_owl Fri, 11 May 2012 18:58:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=160047#comment-1421964 Still not enough to bring someone back via alchemy... Still not enough to bring someone back via alchemy…

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