Comments on: Zookeeper reportedly licks baby monkey's anus for over an hour

By: sleepythief

sleepythief — Thu, 17 May 2012 13:31:00 +0000

I suppose once you get over the initial five minutes of licking, the following fifty-five are considerably more bearable.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Wed, 16 May 2012 23:04:00 +0000

He was into that, too.

By: morkl

morkl — Wed, 16 May 2012 21:21:00 +0000

He didn’t say who would be on the receiving end of the anal sex, did he?

By: Kerry Meyer

Kerry Meyer — Wed, 16 May 2012 17:05:00 +0000

Is this where “brown nose,” got it’s start?

By: Kerry Meyer

Kerry Meyer — Wed, 16 May 2012 17:02:00 +0000

The Zookeeper was just following his in stinks . . .

By: Albie Farinas

Albie Farinas — Wed, 16 May 2012 15:40:00 +0000

I bet that they would let him get married in North Carolina…

By: chris jimson

chris jimson — Wed, 16 May 2012 14:52:00 +0000

I licked your comment.

By: chris jimson

chris jimson — Wed, 16 May 2012 14:51:00 +0000

huh. . . no shit.

By: Richard Dagenais

Richard Dagenais — Wed, 16 May 2012 10:37:00 +0000

Nominated for worst pun in thread.

By: puppybeard

puppybeard — Wed, 16 May 2012 10:09:00 +0000

I dunno, you might end up with a mouthful of prolapsed monkey intestine.

By: dbt

dbt — Wed, 16 May 2012 09:36:00 +0000

“How was work today, dear?”
“Shitty.”

By: IamInnocent

IamInnocent — Wed, 16 May 2012 08:00:00 +0000

Still, it is common practice at work…

By: Melissa M. Berliner

Melissa M. Berliner — Wed, 16 May 2012 06:52:00 +0000

I have a strange urge to go watch Human Centipede now…

By: benher

benher — Wed, 16 May 2012 03:45:00 +0000

Ghosts with shit jobs?

By: Incipient Madness

Incipient Madness — Wed, 16 May 2012 03:06:00 +0000

Thanks for bringing up the Meat Loaf song. I do lots of tutoring for people taking symbolic logic and I often use that song as both an example of logical contradiction and evidence that Russell was right to say that demonstrative pronouns are logically proper names.

By: Incipient Madness

Incipient Madness — Wed, 16 May 2012 03:00:00 +0000

It would make more sense if his wife had spenomegaly and he said anal sex would cure it.

By: nunya

nunya — Wed, 16 May 2012 00:32:00 +0000

That guy really gets into his work…..really, really.

By: ocker3

ocker3 — Wed, 16 May 2012 00:04:00 +0000

I can’t help but think that this guy is now a legend amongst his co-workers for his dedication to his work. I’ve beat my head against high-value problems for a long time before, but This is just going above and beyond!

By: ocker3

ocker3 — Wed, 16 May 2012 00:02:00 +0000

Leading to someone having to repeat the procedure on You??

By: smallteam

smallteam — Tue, 15 May 2012 23:43:00 +0000

In other news: The volume of production of Kopi Luwak coffee has skyrocketed recently, sending prices of this gourmet bean plummeting. It remains unknown what change in production methods or environmental factors caused the accelerated yields.

http://boingboing.net/2011/12/05/cat-butt-coffee-a-critical-re.html

By: thisbikeisatardis

thisbikeisatardis — Tue, 15 May 2012 23:41:00 +0000

link or it didn’t happen.

By: JontKopeck

JontKopeck — Tue, 15 May 2012 23:33:00 +0000

Well done him. Out of curiosity, was there a control monkey, one who’s ass wasn’t liked out for over an hour, and if so how long did it take to shit a peanut?

By: Donald Petersen

Donald Petersen — Tue, 15 May 2012 23:29:00 +0000

Y’know, after the first dozen licks or so, I imagine it was much like licking one’s own fist. Until the peanutty flavor emerged.

By: Dirk Winebarger

Dirk Winebarger — Tue, 15 May 2012 22:56:00 +0000

you report this like you are skeptical if this really happened. There was a very disturbing film of the incident released right after it happened. There is no doubt that it happened. They even showed the expelled peanut.

By: DevinC

DevinC — Tue, 15 May 2012 22:29:00 +0000

I would shake this guy’s hand.

I wouldn’t congratulate him, though, because I haven’t stopped throwing up in my mouth.

By: twianto

twianto — Tue, 15 May 2012 22:25:00 +0000

Easy: it’s like trying to get elected in a democracy.

By: t3kna2007

t3kna2007 — Tue, 15 May 2012 22:21:00 +0000

Your friend .. Ishmael? “OK, honey, I guess I would rather you just went to sea after all.”

By: Ladyfingers

Ladyfingers — Tue, 15 May 2012 22:19:00 +0000

How is this different from voting in a democracy?

By: mkultra

mkultra — Tue, 15 May 2012 22:13:00 +0000

You know, this doesn’t really explain why he did exactly the same thing to all the OTHER monkeys in the zoo…

By: autark

autark — Tue, 15 May 2012 22:13:00 +0000

somebody queue up Meatloaf’s “I Would Do Anything For Love”…

I definitely would not do that. There just has to be a different solution.