By Maggie Koerth-Baker at 5:15 am Thu, May 17, 2012
Good luck getting this song out of your head.
Via Deep Sea News
This makes me improbably cheerful.
Great, another catchy Parry Gripp song. Well, at least I’ll get Fuzzy Fuzzy Cute Cute out of my head now…
Why would I *want* this song out of my head?!?
LAZY HARP SEAL 2012!!!
The lazy harp seal campaign doesn’t stand a chance against Putney/Koerth-Baker 2012. Especially not with that work ethic!
I was hoping that it would push He’s A Cat – Flushing The Toilet! out of my head, but no luck.
Arrgghh, I’m hooked! Damn you, Maggie!
Harp seal is popular with the ladies. Do I detect some resentment from Parry Gripp?
Fine. But what does Lazy Harp Seal think of his life when he lies awake in the morning staring at the snow? Does he have regrets? Does he think of what might have been if he wasn’t so lazy? Sure there are the girls, the glamour…but what does it all mean?
That’s why Harp Seals go clubbing. It’s the only time they feel real. It’s the only time they feel anything!
Yup, that’s not lazy, that’s hung over. The night before was all glow sticks and techno.
clubbing and seals aren’t words that go together
Yah, it’s been replaced by Frantics: Boot to the Head. Nyah Nyah
Kids in the Hall – no. The Frantics.
Patience, Ed Gruberman.
;) Nyah Nyah
I love Parry Gripp.
no earworm for me, but “back it up, my daddy taught me good” keeps popping into my head.
Here’s the original show that the footage is from, if you’d like more majestic vistas and harp seal cuteness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPbjEejNktg
TMBG is not amused.
I love how one of the videos to watch at the end is Azealia Banks – 212, maybe the exact opposite of this video.
Not opposites, exactly. Very different videos, yet both are crazy addictive.
Hmm, video evidence that these people are breaking the law (if they’re in Canada).
There are minimum distances that you have to keep from harp seals. Even if your name is Paul McCartney.
Harp seal sashimi, anyone?
You can make sashimi from mammals?
What have you don?
I can’t stop listening to this song.
Cross posting around the universe …
Damn you, damn you to hell Maggie K-B! How am I going to get rid of that without resorting to Conjunction Junction?
That gives me an idea. Asian chicks are hot. I’m already shaped basically like a harp seal and I lay around a lot. 1) Steal a white fursuit, 2) ???, 3) Profit. XD
The REAL issue isn’t whether these harp seals are lazy or not, but whether or not they have opportunities and a real social safety net.
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