Please insert your Sir Mix-a-Lot joke here


12 Responses to “Please insert your Sir Mix-a-Lot joke here”

  1. MrRocking says:

    So I’m not a fetishist, I’m a scientist? Good.

    Lemme outta this goddamn cell!

  2. And you wouldn’t want Kim Kardashian to fall forward when she ran.

  3. arikol says:

    So, Kim Kardashian is some sort of ubermensch?

  4. yri says:

    So that’s why we are, as I like to call us, the “big-butted apes.” I’ve always wondered.

  5. TrollyMcTrollington says:

    Ok people, this refers to ‘muscular’ hypertrophy, so lay off the crispy cremes.

  6. lurker_erin says:

    Does this explain QWOP?

  7. NelC says:

    Where, exactly, are we inserting this joke? I have to tell you, nobody’s inserting anything near my gluteus maximus unless they’ve got a medical certificate, or bought me a drink first.

  8. Brainspore says:

    We might have the biggest asses among primates, but mandrills still have us beat for sheer showiness.

  9. Antinous / Moderator says:

    So have male humans evolved a counterbalance in the front?  We’re much larger than other primates.  Gorillas have an average erect penis length of 1.25″.

    • Calimecita says:

      Have you read Desmond Morris’ “The naked man”? It presents lots of interesting data about sexual characters, and adaptive hypotheses to attempt to explain them (including the shape of the human penis, for example)

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