Comments on: Please insert your Sir Mix-a-Lot joke here

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Thu, 17 May 2012 23:34:00 +0000

I haven’t read it, but I know the various theories.

By: Calimecita

Calimecita — Thu, 17 May 2012 22:16:00 +0000

Have you read Desmond Morris’ “The naked man”? It presents lots of interesting data about sexual characters, and adaptive hypotheses to attempt to explain them (including the shape of the human penis, for example)

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Thu, 17 May 2012 20:05:00 +0000

So have male humans evolved a counterbalance in the front? We’re much larger than other primates. Gorillas have an average erect penis length of 1.25″.

By: Brainspore

Brainspore — Thu, 17 May 2012 17:07:00 +0000

Big butted, naked, and standing tall.

By: Brainspore

Brainspore — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:58:00 +0000

We might have the biggest asses among primates, but mandrills still have us beat for sheer showiness.

By: NelC

NelC — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:33:00 +0000

Where, exactly, are we inserting this joke? I have to tell you, nobody’s inserting anything near my gluteus maximus unless they’ve got a medical certificate, or bought me a drink first.

By: lurker_erin

lurker_erin — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:20:00 +0000

Does this explain QWOP?

By: TrollyMcTrollington

TrollyMcTrollington — Thu, 17 May 2012 14:15:00 +0000

Ok people, this refers to ‘muscular’ hypertrophy, so lay off the crispy cremes.

By: yri

yri — Thu, 17 May 2012 13:53:00 +0000

So that’s why we are, as I like to call us, the “big-butted apes.” I’ve always wondered.

By: arikol

arikol — Thu, 17 May 2012 13:11:00 +0000

So, Kim Kardashian is some sort of ubermensch?

By: Daniel Tobias

Daniel Tobias — Thu, 17 May 2012 13:10:00 +0000

And you wouldn’t want Kim Kardashian to fall forward when she ran.

By: MrRocking

MrRocking — Thu, 17 May 2012 12:54:00 +0000

So I’m not a fetishist, I’m a scientist? Good.

Lemme outta this goddamn cell!