Comments on: Do not taunt happy fun alligator http://boingboing.net/2012/05/22/do-not-taunt-happy-fun-alligat.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Sat, 25 May 2013 01:13:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: mongo http://boingboing.net/2012/05/22/do-not-taunt-happy-fun-alligat.html#comment-1431803 mongo Wed, 23 May 2012 20:16:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=162352#comment-1431803 It takes an edumacted scientist to demonstrate that the best technique in dealing with the trashing, snapping jaws of a giant prehistoric reptile is to offer a leg in hope it will satisfy. It takes an edumacted scientist to demonstrate that the best technique in dealing with the trashing, snapping jaws of a giant prehistoric reptile is to offer a leg in hope it will satisfy.

]]> By: JhmL http://boingboing.net/2012/05/22/do-not-taunt-happy-fun-alligat.html#comment-1431193 JhmL Wed, 23 May 2012 05:16:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=162352#comment-1431193 This is how Tee Hee lost an arm. This is how Tee Hee lost an arm.

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2012/05/22/do-not-taunt-happy-fun-alligat.html#comment-1430773 Antinous / Moderator Tue, 22 May 2012 22:20:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=162352#comment-1430773 Crocodylia favor the bold. Crocodylia favor the bold.

]]> By: Cowicide http://boingboing.net/2012/05/22/do-not-taunt-happy-fun-alligat.html#comment-1430399 Cowicide Tue, 22 May 2012 19:02:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=162352#comment-1430399 He who hesitates is bitten by an annoyed alligator. He who hesitates is bitten by an annoyed alligator.

]]> By: Michael Bracewell http://boingboing.net/2012/05/22/do-not-taunt-happy-fun-alligat.html#comment-1430171 Michael Bracewell Tue, 22 May 2012 16:58:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=162352#comment-1430171 Well obviously the guy doesn't know how to restrain an alligator, or was just to nervous to do it properly. You're supposed to jump on top of the thing as quickly as possible, now hover over it until it decides to leave. Well obviously the guy doesn’t know how to restrain an alligator, or was just to nervous to do it properly. You’re supposed to jump on top of the thing as quickly as possible, now hover over it until it decides to leave.

]]> By: timquinn http://boingboing.net/2012/05/22/do-not-taunt-happy-fun-alligat.html#comment-1430114 timquinn Tue, 22 May 2012 16:41:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=162352#comment-1430114 I seen guys do this on teevee. How hard could it be? I seen guys do this on teevee. How hard could it be?

]]> By: eldritch http://boingboing.net/2012/05/22/do-not-taunt-happy-fun-alligat.html#comment-1430112 eldritch Tue, 22 May 2012 16:40:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=162352#comment-1430112 This is our future without Steve. We will be helpless before the reptiles and their cold-blooded, calculating ferocity. Our only hope is to find the reincarnation before it's too late. There must always be a Crocodile Hunter. But with all of Australia to search, will we have enough time? This is our future without Steve. We will be helpless before the reptiles and their cold-blooded, calculating ferocity.

Our only hope is to find the reincarnation before it’s too late. There must always be a Crocodile Hunter. But with all of Australia to search, will we have enough time?

]]> By: Just_Ok http://boingboing.net/2012/05/22/do-not-taunt-happy-fun-alligat.html#comment-1430087 Just_Ok Tue, 22 May 2012 16:33:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=162352#comment-1430087 from orbit from orbit

]]> By: mtdna http://boingboing.net/2012/05/22/do-not-taunt-happy-fun-alligat.html#comment-1430063 mtdna Tue, 22 May 2012 16:25:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=162352#comment-1430063 He's obviously been reading The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. He’s obviously been reading The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

]]> By: Just_Ok http://boingboing.net/2012/05/22/do-not-taunt-happy-fun-alligat.html#comment-1430057 Just_Ok Tue, 22 May 2012 16:23:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=162352#comment-1430057 Like how the others all just kinda take off. Like how the others all just kinda take off.

]]> By: mtdna http://boingboing.net/2012/05/22/do-not-taunt-happy-fun-alligat.html#comment-1430020 mtdna Tue, 22 May 2012 16:13:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=162352#comment-1430020 Step 1: Throw towel on alligator and jump on him. Step 2: Uhhhh... Step 1: Throw towel on alligator and jump on him.
Step 2: Uhhhh…

]]> By: Rich Keller http://boingboing.net/2012/05/22/do-not-taunt-happy-fun-alligat.html#comment-1429947 Rich Keller Tue, 22 May 2012 15:25:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=162352#comment-1429947 The scientist should have known that the "Atomic Sit-Ups" gag works once and only once. The scientist should have known that the “Atomic Sit-Ups” gag works once and only once.

]]> By: Robert Cruickshank http://boingboing.net/2012/05/22/do-not-taunt-happy-fun-alligat.html#comment-1429936 Robert Cruickshank Tue, 22 May 2012 15:14:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=162352#comment-1429936 "You're going to need a bigger towel." “You’re going to need a bigger towel.”

]]> By: snagglepuss http://boingboing.net/2012/05/22/do-not-taunt-happy-fun-alligat.html#comment-1429926 snagglepuss Tue, 22 May 2012 15:06:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=162352#comment-1429926 Yeah, THIS should be the headliner for the "What Could Go Wrong ?" file. Yeah, THIS should be the headliner for the “What Could Go Wrong ?” file.

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