Comments on: Pastor proposes 100 mile fence to house homosexuals

By: rausantaella

rausantaella — Sat, 26 May 2012 09:46:00 +0000

His other mistake is assuming that with gay people fenced off, there wouldn’t be any new gay people born outside the fence.

By: Jason Morris

Jason Morris — Sat, 26 May 2012 00:56:00 +0000

I think it was Darwin that said (and I may have the quote wrong) “Ignorance more often begets confidence than knowledge.” And these people are completely ignorant but just as confident they are right. What’s even more terrifying is the fact that people actually listen to this crap and believe it. Disgusting…

By: Daniel Wheeler

Daniel Wheeler — Fri, 25 May 2012 21:29:00 +0000

this fucker needs to be taken out

By: SomeGuy

SomeGuy — Fri, 25 May 2012 13:26:00 +0000

She looks like she eats pork! Stone her!!!!!!!

By: Yerachmiel Paquette

Yerachmiel Paquette — Fri, 25 May 2012 03:06:00 +0000

How did they paint it with the ivy on it?

By: VyperX

VyperX — Thu, 24 May 2012 22:04:00 +0000

Well if a white guy group* in the same environment as Rock and had the somewhat same experiences or had friends who shared those experiences in a meaningful manner and included him in those experiences, carte blanche, I say. So long as he added his unique viewpoint, naturally.

*Time to call it a week when “grew up” gets typed as “group”!

By: VyperX

VyperX — Thu, 24 May 2012 21:58:00 +0000

At first I automatically assumed this took place in northern Florida (NC isn’t much different in parts) and that somewhere above Miami a 100-mile fence would cross from the Atlantic to the Gulf. Not once did I think this guy would think of a circular fence or a polygon. Hell, I even imagined this guy was thinking of a 100-mile wide fence in Kansas somewhere and that he assumed the affected would stay put, not straying from the fence nor going around its edge. That’s how daffy the idea is so I assume he thinks as daffily.

By: Joshua Bardwell

Joshua Bardwell — Thu, 24 May 2012 21:16:00 +0000

I”m sure that his definition of “queer” includes bisexuals.

By: Joshua Bardwell

Joshua Bardwell — Thu, 24 May 2012 21:16:00 +0000

I assumed it was 100 foot square.

By: Mark_Frauenfelder

Mark_Frauenfelder — Thu, 24 May 2012 20:57:00 +0000

Noted!

By: SarahKH

SarahKH — Thu, 24 May 2012 11:34:00 +0000

Counter point. I’m as tired of dealing with senile homophobes, chavs and other assorted bigots and violent assholes as he is of interacting with us ‘abominations’.

If I’ll be kept in the lifestyle I’ve become accustomed to for the rest of my natural life sure fine I’m up for it. But I never want to see, hear or interact with anyone like him.

I strongly doubt that’s his idea though but if it were then yes, on the understanding if I see a chav I can shoot them, I’ll quite happily live in this compound.

By: benher

benher — Thu, 24 May 2012 06:12:00 +0000

As long as he’s not some ATHEIST!

By: benher

benher — Thu, 24 May 2012 06:10:00 +0000

Well, look I’m just gonna come out and say it.

Pave it with a dance floor, Drop some “E” in there too, and make the fence auto-open after the Rapture so we know when we can return to a douche-free planet.

By: CastanhasDoPara

CastanhasDoPara — Wed, 23 May 2012 18:30:00 +0000

Yeah no shit, besides everybody knows that Jesus was a swarthy Arab man anyway. A hot swarthy man…

By: Capital_7

Capital_7 — Wed, 23 May 2012 16:51:00 +0000

There will be nothing of value lost when this old shit passes away to his reward of either nothingness or damnation.

By: jebh

jebh — Wed, 23 May 2012 16:18:00 +0000

Straight not narrow, we used to say.

By: Kellen Blankenship

Kellen Blankenship — Wed, 23 May 2012 15:20:00 +0000

I cannot wait to move out of the southeast.

By: retepslluerb

retepslluerb — Wed, 23 May 2012 07:29:00 +0000

That’s strange, because historically, Christians were awfully lax on the Zombie problem.

By: jhoosier

jhoosier — Wed, 23 May 2012 07:27:00 +0000

Or he thinks it’s contagious.

By: jhoosier

jhoosier — Wed, 23 May 2012 07:25:00 +0000

It’s one thing when you’re part of that group. As a white guy, I certainly wouldn’t be caught dead telling the type of jokes Chris Rock, for example, gets away with.

By: Brian McCooley

Brian McCooley — Wed, 23 May 2012 06:56:00 +0000

Liberals, atheists, Catholics, environmentalists. There’s a whole series of groups he would probably be willing to eradicate. “First they came for the . . .”

By: Rives Binford

Rives Binford — Wed, 23 May 2012 05:27:00 +0000

Everybody should read this article before talking about homosexual behavior in animals.
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0169534709001542

There are some documented cases of same-sex pair bonding in animals, though that is not what this paper addresses.

By: rainbowhyphen

rainbowhyphen — Wed, 23 May 2012 03:55:00 +0000

Hear, hear! I don’t remeber much from psychology class, but I do remember learning that a behavior that goes ignored is as likely to persist as one which is rewarded.

By: Laurent Dubois

Laurent Dubois — Wed, 23 May 2012 03:51:00 +0000

This guy would vote Hitler in no time. He probably jerked off watching the Schindler’s list “best moments”. Would love to meet the guy for a little chat about respect of human beings.

By: Laurent Dubois

Laurent Dubois — Wed, 23 May 2012 03:47:00 +0000

Nice… for a while I was thinking it was a Philip K. Dick short story. Nice writing. I just hope the good pastor is parachuted within the wall and is used as a pet for a while, them just slashed into pieces to feed the pigs. (sorry… this is nowhere near the quality writing you posted… i am just pissed at this jerk :0)

By: Jonathan Roberts

Jonathan Roberts — Wed, 23 May 2012 02:57:00 +0000

Not that it matters, but I’m pretty sure he’s just saying that homosexuals would all die out if it weren’t for heterosexual sex. So basically, he’s not proposing actively killing them, just treating them like cattle until they die out naturally of old age. I’m not sure what he’s proposing for bisexuals though – he should really work out the details before submitting the idea to congress.

By: mocon

mocon — Wed, 23 May 2012 02:25:00 +0000

“Keep your head and arms inside the fence at all times!”
But Pastor Worley was a DAREDEVIL! Just like his old man.

By: Funk Daddy

Funk Daddy — Wed, 23 May 2012 02:12:00 +0000

He tells a heroic, epic tale of his internal strife that he would see expunged by any means to please the three men he loves without lust, his father, his son, his holy ghost.

To see gay marriage as a possibility after so many years of trying to free himself of the sinful man-lust that occupies his every waking moment, knowing in his Bible that sex outside of marriage would seal his eternal fate! It drove him mad!

As a young man he knew it could never be harboured in the sanctimonious bay of matrimony, and so he set about devoting his life to removing the man-lust once and for all.

He tried every therapy, every camp in every homophobic tribe he encountered, fleeing his man-lust only to find it anew, it arrived just ahead of him wherever he went. The work of the Devil, he tried everything!

But then he devised a plan, a treatment so powerful it would surely work. He would fuck the man-lust out, all of it, for all time! The dark Papist mathematicians of the terrible Vatican assured him his calculations were correct though it pained him to consult their wickedness. A man could only have so much sex in a lifetime, it was true.

But so much! How could it be done, where could he find millions of evil man-lusters in one place, to draw out the poison with constant fucking, yet destroying themselves too, just to be sure? According to the God math he would need to fuck for several years, the sea-of-men must last at least a few years.

He devised a plan, an ingenious plan. But who has such power at their disposal? Congress, that’s who! But they refused*, the Bastards!

So he takes the long road, he must sow his seeds of hate over the land, and watch them blossom into votes! He would replace Congress himself, and have his sea-of -men at last!

His tale a sad one, full of regret, hate and remorse. If only he were young enough to marry now, or society so advanced back then, that he could have avoided all of this, to have man-lust in the sanctity of marriage and offend no God. Too late.

He ends each sermon by imagining that love lost lust** and proclaiming his love to all those men***, the ones he would eventually starve to death while they drew the poison out of him.

* at 32 seconds
** at 1:51 through 2:01
*** at 2:02 through 2:05

By: Eark_the_Bunny

Eark_the_Bunny — Wed, 23 May 2012 01:53:00 +0000

“On April 4, 1938, the Gestapo issued a directive indicating that men convicted of homosexuality could be incarcerated in concentration camps. Between 1933 and 1945 the police arrested an estimated 100,000 men as homosexuals. Most of the 50,000 men sentenced by the courts spent time in regular prisons, and between 5,000 and 15,000 were interned in concentration camps.”

The above quote is from an article on the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum website.

http://www.ushmm.org/

By: Brie

Brie — Wed, 23 May 2012 01:33:00 +0000

Im in for this idea if it means to keep people like this “Pastor” out. Please make religion pay taxes. It really is about time.