Comments on: HOWTO make unicorn poop cookies

By: oasisob1

oasisob1 — Thu, 24 May 2012 00:25:00 +0000

Only Unicorn pee can cut Unicorn poop?

By: Cowicide

Cowicide — Wed, 23 May 2012 20:31:00 +0000

Like jagged, little peanuts. Just awful.

By: Cowicide

Cowicide — Wed, 23 May 2012 20:30:00 +0000

As long as it’s homemade it’s ok; Otherwise, it upsets the ecology because unicorn poop is a special bear treat.

By: Preston Sturges

Preston Sturges — Wed, 23 May 2012 18:35:00 +0000

>>Placenta is another one of those which-way-do-you-side food items.
Not counting the whole cannibalism thing

By: thatbob

thatbob — Wed, 23 May 2012 16:57:00 +0000

I’m so disappointed. I thought the headline said “How to make a unicorn poop cookies,” but I clicked through to read that I have to do all the work myself.

By: chgoliz

chgoliz — Wed, 23 May 2012 16:50:00 +0000

You’d probably get sick (if you’ve been v*gan long enough to no longer have the enzymes to digest the meat….to say nothing of the bacterial issues) but *SOME* vegans would say that was an acceptable option. Others would not, of course.

Placenta is another one of those which-way-do-you-side food items.

By: Preston Sturges

Preston Sturges — Wed, 23 May 2012 16:16:00 +0000

We call the white foam packing peanuts “Angel sh*t”

By: Grahamers2002

Grahamers2002 — Wed, 23 May 2012 15:55:00 +0000

But it looks a lot like lemonade, which is what I severed these with when I made them a few months ago!

By: Grahamers2002

Grahamers2002 — Wed, 23 May 2012 15:54:00 +0000

“(assuming the unicorn digestive system works like a real horse’s would ”

Such assumptions are ill-advised where unicorns are involved.

By: SomeGuyNamedMark

SomeGuyNamedMark — Wed, 23 May 2012 15:28:00 +0000

Unicorns piss sunshine

By: Lying Media Bastards

Lying Media Bastards — Wed, 23 May 2012 14:44:00 +0000

Wait a minute. Are you saying that if I found a dead animal in the forest and ate it, that would be vegan?

By: chgoliz

chgoliz — Wed, 23 May 2012 14:29:00 +0000

If you don’t kill the animal to get it, it’s vegetarian.

If you *use* an animal in any way to get it, then it’s not vegan. Especially if it interferes with their ability to get on with their own lives (such as taking honey from bees).

So, there’s an argument to be made that if you were to come upon this left behind as refuse in the forest, you *could* eat it….but you can’t corral unicorns to produce poop for your consumption.

By: Christopher Lee

Christopher Lee — Wed, 23 May 2012 14:23:00 +0000

It depends on what the unicorn ate. Also, it usually doesn’t have a face. Usually.

By: matt perkins

matt perkins — Wed, 23 May 2012 13:50:00 +0000

Is poop vegan?

By: Trent Baker

Trent Baker — Wed, 23 May 2012 13:48:00 +0000

Makes my teeth ache just looking at it.

By: James Kloiber

James Kloiber — Wed, 23 May 2012 13:43:00 +0000

cute, but doesn’t look like horse$#!t (assuming the unicorn digestive system works like a real horse’s would) , which comes out in rounded chunky nuggets as opposed to a single log that ends up in a nice swirly pile… but then again, unicorns are magic, as would be their poop.

By: kmoser

kmoser — Wed, 23 May 2012 13:42:00 +0000

Is the unbaked dough “unicorn santorum”?

By: IvonaPoyntz

IvonaPoyntz — Wed, 23 May 2012 13:42:00 +0000

Cute

By: t3kna2007

t3kna2007 — Wed, 23 May 2012 13:40:00 +0000

These would be fun to take to a family gathering. “Mmmm, these are good, what do you call these?” Hehe.

And to my rabid brother-in-law: “See the rainbow? They’re cookies that make you gay. Care for another?”

By: Mantissa128

Mantissa128 — Wed, 23 May 2012 13:34:00 +0000

Those stars must hurt like hell coming out.

By: dross1260

dross1260 — Wed, 23 May 2012 13:32:00 +0000

Epic dump chaser

By: Mona Tara Morgan

Mona Tara Morgan — Wed, 23 May 2012 13:07:00 +0000

The multi-hued curls of steam coming off the freshly “laid” cookie is a nice effect.