Skinless My Little Pony made from bacon


25 Responses to “Skinless My Little Pony made from bacon”

  1. CaptainPedge says:

    Only a hint of crazy he thinks?

  2. Kramski says:

    That was insanely disturbing just popping up in my feed like that. Not that I normally flinch at meat, but this looks a little too much like flayed pony.

  3. robuluz says:

    The Little Pony who wouldn’t talk.

  4. SedanChair says:

    Daedric hell pony

  5. Nathan says:

    It’s amazing what one little line can do. I was in mid-recoil from an inexplicable case of the squicks, when I noticed the single arc of the pony’s smile and thought “Oh, well that’s alright then.”

    But then I’m left with the same problem I have with cute animal food arrangements in those overly elaborate bento boxes: I don’t think I could bring myself to eat the cute, smiling Bacon Pony.  But is it better to let Bacon Pony stay there, basking in the benevolent rays of Pork Product Celestia’s (Porklestia?) pepperoni sun, until it all goes bad and you must throw it away?  Once Bacon Pony is created, one is drawn inexorably into an agony of indecision, left with no good choices in deciding its fate.  Rend it with my teeth, or leave it to wither in neglect? Choose the lesser horror.

    It’s possible that I overthink these things.

  6. snagglepuss says:

    All I want to know is: Does it scream when it’s going in an oven ?

    PLEASE say “Yes”.

  7. So the woman who tried to steal a whole bunch of bacon from Piggly Wiggly is you?

  8. Ashen Victor says:

    It´s that Rainbow… Bacon?

  9. DimeSpin says:

    Pinkamina noooooo

  10. Reminds me of a video I once saw.  Guys were skinning goats or sheep alive, throwing them onto a cart..  only a few were still alive, no skin, face.. eyelids…   it was horrific…  a memory I would have been happy not revisiting.

    • bcsizemo says:

      My parents both grew up on farms so from time to time I was regaled with stories of farm life in the 50′s…  Such dinner topics would arise as hog slaughtering.  Now obviously they killed it first and I wasn’t actually seeing it all, so that certainly makes it less impressionable.  With all the details of what to do, and what not to do, the part I remember the most was my dad saying: “You always did it on a day it was going to be cold, really cold.  I remember riding the bus to school and seeing hogs hung up in people’s yard split open, steam/moisture rising from the carcass.”  Gee dad, thanks for that image while I eat my pork chop.

  11. drublin says:

    My friend is @Bacon_Pony on twitter… I wonder…

  12. Halloween_Jack says:

    So there’s basically a game where artsy-craftsy types do mashups of two random Internet tropes. Next week, it’s Star Wars bacon creations, and the week after that it’s steampunk My Little Pony. 

  13. Atomicpanda says:

    Bacon is best pony. 

  14. BombBlastLightingWaltz says:

    Not enough bacon……

  15. tyger11 says:

    I’m so hungry now, I could eat a horse.

  16. Robert Cruickshank says:

    That’s cuter than i expected.  This would also make a nice bacon horse: 

  17. Sebastian M. says:

    So basically this is what Rainbow Dash looked like after Pinkie Pie was through with her in Cupcakes.

  18. eldueno says:

    My life is now complete.

  19. bunnyvision says:

    I am so sick of the internet’s pointless fascination with bacon. Not only is it a) dead flesh it is also b) cheap, garbage meat. I honestly don’t understand the allure and wish it would go away.

  20. Cowicide says:

    I just pray to Jesus Christ that we do NOT taste like bacon to aliens if/when they stumble upon our planet.

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