Kid's guide to Minecraft

On Something Awful, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka's seven-year-old daughter Lauren has a guide to Minecraft for budding players and pros alike:

A Seven-Year Old's Guide to Minecraft (Mindcraft 3?)


  1. My daughter that’s 10 years old thinks this is a great guide!  She’s a huge Minecraft fan and really enjoys it in safe mode.  The creepers creep her out, as she says.

  2. Since this came from Lowtax’s kid, I hope her guide emphasizes the importance of having stairs in one’s Minecraft home.

  3. Yeah… no thanks. I don’t want to give Lowtax any of my pageviews for the rest of my life. He’s a creep.

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